In Honor of...

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by Eridan_MateSprit_1

by Eridan_MateSprit_1

(A/N: James Paterson's I Funny... Yes I just fuckin did that...-__-)

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Jamie: If Number 2 pencils are so popular, why are they still Number2?

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Jamie: My friend Cool Girl and I where talking one night by the beach, when she asked me if I could pee. *makes a girl voice impression* "Jamie, be serious for like, five seconds. I need to know. Can. You. Tinkle?" So I made her day.. I peed my pants.

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Jamie: Here's a corny joke to show you how I feel about myself

'A nurse walks into the doctors office and says " Sir, there's a man outside who thinks he's invisible." The doctor replies, "Tell him I can't see him right now."'

See I told you pretty corny...

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(A/N: yup that's all I can really remember cause I don't have the book on me at the moment cause it's FUCKIN TWELVE FORTY-FOUR AT NIGHT!!!! I should be enjoying some beautiful sleep right now but this is probably the most I'll be on wattpad in dayz!!!!!!! Also let me know what you think of some more I Funny book jokes? Btw if you don't know what I Funny is then you are officially stupid... Jk I didn't know what it was for a while till my step monster bought it for me for Christmas. Also any suggestions for some boss books that you'd like? Let me know.. I usually don't know what to publish since I'm actually hand-writing another new book first before I put it out there for you lovely lil readers to fucking criticize me for.lol. Anyway, ACA-VITASEY PITCHES!!!!!! (Lol Pitch Perfect 2 ref.).)

Peace!!!!!🖕🏼

~Eridan_MateSprit_1