Connor 🌴: is this you sam?
troye 🌼: ?????? no. wrong person. as you can probably tell, my name is troye [a/n: troye's getting a bit sassy]
troye 🌼: wanna talk anyway?
Connor 🌴: sorry, but sure. i'm Connor Franta. what are your interests?
troye 🌼: pls i dont want this to be like a job interview. i'm Troye Sivan. i like music, food, sleep and school.
Connor 🌴: bAHAHAHAH WHAT.
troye 🌼: you didn't let me finish dumbfuck. i meant to say "lmao just kidding" after it.
Connor 🌴: i'm actually crying from that
troye 🌼: is that you in your profile picture?
Connor 🌴: yes sorry for making your eyes bleed. i know im an eyesore
troye 🌼: you're quite the handsome man mr. franta.
Connor 🌴: shut the fuck up troye.
troye 🌼: TRUU
Connor 🌴: why is your emoji thing a sunflower?
troye 🌼: are you really asking that question, mr palm tree?
Con 🧀: fine, it's changed
troye 🌼: how does swiss cheese make any more sense than a palm tree?
Con 🧀: you assfuck. it was a palm tree because i've always wanted to go to florida, now it's cheese because i like cheese. any more questions smartass?
troye 🌼: R00D
Con 🧀: fine, i'll change it
[a/n: i'm so sorry for this]
Con 😩👌💦: any better?
