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Memelord: DONT SHOVE A APPLE UP YOUR ASS WHAT THE SHIT
Punkish: Well.... What are you up to
Memelord: WRONG CHAT
Memelord: I'm trying to tell my fucking idiot friend Brendon not to shove a apple up his ass
Punkish: That's the best sentence I've herd all year
Memelord: This is kinda a daily thing for me to deal with
Punkish: Does he just like to shove things up his ass....
Memelord: Whale.... Mostly dicks but when he's bored he's always like "hey do you think I can shove this up my ass?"
Punkish: You've got a weird friend there Pete
Memelord: Trust me. I have more weird friends.
Punkish: That worries me
Memelord: Do you have a weird friend??
Punkish: I guess?
Punkish: They are mostly sucking face with each other.
Memelord: Nice
Memelord: Maybe that will be us one day
Punkish: We only started talking two weeks ago
Memelord: -cockblock-
Punkish: Oh god
Memelord: Fack friend climbed through window abort abort
Punkish: He uses the window?
Memelord: Yes
Memelord: HES TRYING TO GET MY PHONE
Punkish: Haha
Memelord: KcksnfkdkkwjKkrnr
Memelord: PETE WENTZ LICKS ALL THE DICKS
Punkish: Well... That's... Just... Great...
Memelord: WAIT, YOU PATRICK?
Punkish: Yus
Memelord: Pete talks about you a lot
Memelord: ;)
Punkish: Lemme guess, your the friend who wanted to shove a apple up his ass
Memelord: Maaaaaayyyyyyyybe
Memelord: He talkin shit 'bout me? Hmm?
Punkish: Nope
Memelord: FUCK GTG YOUR BOYFRIEND IS GOING TO TASIER ME
Punkish: ...........
Memelord: Pretend that didn't happen.
Punkish: Boyfriend?
Memelord: He thinks your my boyfriend
Memelord: I think he ships us
Punkish: Ahhh I see
Memelord: I herd something break -sigh- he is here so I have to babysit
Punkish: Omfg
Memelord: You're ruining this family
Punkish: -gasp-
Punkish: I. Am. Not.
Memelord: He acts out because HE LISTENS TO THOSE SATANIC BANDS YOU SHOWED HIM
Punkish: Nuh hun
Memelord: This relationship can't work. You ruined our son.
Punkish: BABY COME BACK
Punkish: Wait no I don't want a son who shoves apples in his ass.
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The Gay Kik Chat ((1 OF 3 BOOKS))
FanfictionThis is random and I'm really only doing this because I love Kik Au's with band members because it's really funny, most of the time at lest. Anyway this contains the band members of (Some members won't show up at first) Fall Out Boy (Peterick is i...
