The Gay Kik Chat ((1 OF 3 BOOKS))

I Can Smell The Bullshit

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Sexualnoises: PETE HAS A BOYFRIEND PETE HAS A BOYFRIEND

Memelord: No I don't

Giraffe: Dose your boyfriend have the booty?

Memelord: I don't know

Memelord: And he's not my boyfriend

Puppysinmyass: Kinky

Sexualnoises: ^

Memelord: Frank no

Puppysinmyass: Frank yes

Giraffe: I wanna met this kinky fucker!!!! Add him

Memelord: Aha no.

Memelord: I don't want you scaring him off, thanks.

Skeleton: We woooooooont

Memelord: I can smell the bullshit

Sexualnoises: When I talked to him on your phone ;)

Memelord: BREN

Memelord: NO

Puppysinmyass: BREN YES

Sexualnoises added Punkish to the chat

Memelord: FUCKER IM GOING TO SHOVE A CACTUS SO FAR UP IN YOUR ASS YOU WONT MOVE FOR SEVENTEEN YEARS

Puppysinmyass: -cough- kinky -cough-

Memelord: FUCK YOU SHORTASS

Skeleton: Hey, that's my shortass your talking to

Puppysinmyass: Thanks babe

Giraffe: Ew get your relationship out of my face

Memelord: SHUT IT CIGARETTE BUTTS

Puppysinmyass: I am offended

Punkish: ........What the fuck

Sexualnoises: DO YOU GOT THE BOOTY PATRICK?

Memelord: BRENDON

Sexualnoises: ITS FOR SCIENCE

Skeleton: Of course it is

Giraffe: Remember when you spilt acid on your pants in science

Sexualnoises: That was the worst day of my life

Punkish: I'm

Giraffe: Then that one time where Gerard and Frank were making out so Pete, you and I put the candy thingy in Coke and it exploded everywhere

Skeleton: I was washing Coke out of my ass for weeks

Memelord: I'm slamming my head on my wall please shut the fuck up and have a normal conversation on here

Sexualnoises: Rude

Sexualnoises: So Patrick, you a like... Take money to have sex with people?

Punkish: No

Puppysinmyass: Are you kinky

Memelord: Frank what is it with you and kinks

Giraffe: He has them so?????

Sexualnoises: Ohhh Gerard do you like that?

Skeleton: Gotta Mcr

Punkish: You live with this everyday?

Memelord: Sadly

Puppysinmyass: (((rude Pete)))

Puppysinmyass: Are we not going to bring up the milk thing?

Sexualnoises: DIFFERENT SUBJECT PLEASE

Giraffe: Ryan liked it though so is that a kink?

Memelord: MILK UP ASSES

Sexualnoises: LETS NOT

Punkish: ............

Skeleton: The real question is did Brendon ever have milk up the butt

Sexualnoises: I'm fucking done

Sexualnoises: Bye guys I'm jumping off a cliff

Memelord: Onto Ryan's dick

Skeleton: Or Dallon's

Memelord: Why is this normal for us

Giraffe: I don't want him to break my dick so no

Giraffe: Wait is that a thing? I'm gonna google

Puppysinmyass: YOU ARENT GONNA LIKE WHAT YOU SEE

Skeleton: I'm gonna be the only nice one here, hello Patrick I'm Gerard

Punkish: Hi Gerard

Giraffe: AHHHHH OH MY FUCK

Giraffe: NY DICK JUST FJICKUNG HURTS FRON LOOKING AT IT

Puppysinmyass: Told you

Memelord: .....

Sexualnoises: Any of those have a dick piercing

Memelord: Brendon

Skeleton: I'm sensing something here

Memelord: No your not

Giraffe: 😟

Puppysinmyass: Now that is kinky

Punkish: ?????

Sexualnoises: Can't... Hold it in any... Longer

Sexualnoises: PETE HAS A DICK PIERCING

Giraffe: Ouch

Puppysinmyass: KINKY

Skeleton: Why

Punkish: Whale

Memelord: Fuck you forehead

Sexualnoises: Love me
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