The Gay Kik Chat ((1 OF 3 BOOKS))

Mouse Dick

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Spøøkyjim: I learned something!

Sexualnoises: What would that be

Ty|-/: He can't hold it in after I told him

Skeleton: Understandable

Sexualnoises: Wow big word there Gerard

Skeleton: Not as big as my dick

Sexualnoises: You sure about that

Memelord: Roasted

Giraffe: Speak Josh

Spøøkyjim: WE ALL LIVE NEAR EACH OTHER AND PATRICK GOES TO YOUR SCHOOL

Memelord: WhAt ThE fUcK

Skeleton: It's true Frank and I met Patrick at school then Tyler and Josh at a park.

Sexualnoises: Why?

Puppysinmyass: Reasons.

Skeleton: Patrick's hella cute

Skeleton: Tyler is to but he's taken and Josh is hot and his hair reminds me of cotten candy

Puppysinmyass: And your not taken?

Skeleton: ........ Love you

Giraffe: Whipped

Memelord: I'm JeLlY i DiDnT gEt To SeE tRiCkY

Punkish: If you don't stop typing like that then you won't

Giraffe: Whipped

Memelord: Don't make me come over there

Giraffe: And do what ;)

Mikey: Fuckboy

Skeleton: Language

Mikey: I'm the same age as Frank and you two say fuck like no other tomorrow

Sexualnoises: "mostly when you are fucking"

Puppysinmyass: K Tru but you guys over exaggerate we don't fuck that much, it could be blowjobs you know

Sexualnoises: Have you two made love?

Skeleton: Bit of a personal question but yea

Sexualnoises: like the passionate one

Skeleton: Yea

Puppysinmyass: Jelly?

Sexualnoises: Nope got my dick sucked yesterday I'm good

Ty|-/: Ryan or Dallon?

Memelord: Whale it's not Ryan

Spøøkyjim: Five bucks on Dallon

ty|-/: Your on

Giraffe: Gotta mcr

Spøøkyjim: AHA SUCK IT BITCH

Ty|-/: I'll shove it right up your ass

Punkish: And there it was

Ty|-/: Fight me fedora child

Punkish: I would but I don't want to hurt you scream bean

Ty|-/: IM NOT A BEAN

Skeleton: Well your wrong there

Puppysinmyass: You are a bean

Ty|-/: At lest I'm NOT TWO FEET TALL

Puppysinmyass: Take that back

Ty|-/: NEVER

Memelord: HAHA SUCK IT SHORTY

Sexualnoises: Doesn't he come up to like Dallon's crotch

Giraffe: Little taller

Sexualnoises: Perfect size I'm I right

Puppysinmyass: Shut the fuck up Brendon, and I'm like the same size as Patrick

Spøøkyjim: Your like a inch taller

Puppysinmyass: OH FUCK ME A INCH GOD DAMN IT

Mikey: No need to throw your fucking bowl at me

Mikey: I didn't do shit

Puppysinmyass: YOU ARE FUCKIN TALL

Mikey: THAT WAS A FUCKING FORK YOU ASS HAT

Puppysinmyass: FIGHT ME LONG LEGS

Mikey: CONTROL YOUR BOYFRIEND GERARD

Giraffe: Whipped

Sexualnoises: Isn't Gerard a bottom

Memelord: YOU LET SHORTY TOP YOU

Sexualnoises: Mouse dick

Puppysinmyass: That was to far

Puppysinmyass: I'm coming over to beat your ass

Sexualnoises: Guess my ankles will be bruised

Ty|-/: OHHHHHHH

Memelord: Bren stop your upsetting the little guy

Skeleton: What the fuck was that noise?

Mikey: Nothing

Skeleton: Mikey

Skeleton: What the fuck are you two trying to clean up

Sexualnoises: This doesn't sound wrong

Mikey: Nothing

Skeleton: YOU TWO WERE SUPPOSED TO FUCKING ICE THE CAKE NOT HAVE A FUCKING FOOD FIGHT

Memelord: Ah yes we all put ice on a cake

Skeleton: FUCK OFF PETE

Skeleton: THERE IS CAKE EVERYWHERE

Spøøkyjim: ITS A PEICE OF CAKE TO BAKE A PRETTY CAKE

Ty|-/: IF THE WAY IS HAZY

Spøøkyjim: YOU GOTTA DO THE COOKING BY THE BOOK

Punkish: YOU KNOW YOU CANT BE LAZY

Ty|-/: NEVER USE A MESSY RECIPE

Spøøkyjim: THE CAKE WILL TURN OUT CRAZY

Spøøkyjim: IF YOU DO THE COOKING BY THE BOOK

Ty|-/: THEN YOU'LL HAVE A CAKE

Punkish: BREAK IT DOWN BITCH LEMME SEE YOU BACK IT UP

Ty|-/: DROP THAT ASS DOWN LOW THEN PICK THAT MOTHERFUCKER UP

Skeleton: WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT

Sexualnoises: IM ACTUALLY CRYING

Memelord: IM
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Does anyone truly like this because it's almost to stupid.