Im Going To Shove Red Velvet Up Your Ass

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jishthefish: I bang the drums like I bang Tyler

ForeheadAtTheFuckYou: You hit it with your dick?

jishthefish: That was more then I bargained for

Puppysinmyass: What did you expect Breadbin is on this chat

Ty|-/: Sometimes I'm happy fedora fucker added me to this chat and other times I'm not

Punkish: You know what

Punkish changed their name to FedoraFucker

FedoraFucker: There

Giraffe: Its his official nickname

FedoraFucker: NO

Memelord: Id never say Fedora Fucker

ForeheadAtTheFuckYou: "OH MY GOD! FEDORA FUCKER YOUR SO GOOD! FUCK ME FEDORA FUCKER!"

FedoraFucker: I'm just gonna

FedoraFucker changed their name to Stfu

Stfu: Better

Skeleton: This fucking chat i stg

ForeheadAtTheFuckYou: FLinCHes

Ty|-/: I want cake

jishthefish: Having cravings there

Puppysinmyass: Aw Tyler you on your period

Ty|-/: I just want fucking cake asshole

Memelord: Ohhhh we should have a cake baking party at my house!

ForeheadAtTheFuckYou: We aren't teenage girls

Stfu: ITS CAKE? WHAT THE FUCK DOES A CAKE BAKING PARTY HAVE TO DO WITH GIRLS!? HM? CAKE BAKING PARTYS CAN BE A BOY THING GUYS CANT HAVE CAKE! IM GOING TO SHOVE RED VELVET UP YOUR ASS

Skeleton: Holy shit, but I totally agree

Memelord: Babe, calm down he was making a joke

ForeheadAtTheFuckYou: Wow babe? Official yet?

Memelord: well no...

Puppysinmyass: Kinky

Ty|-/: I'm in because who do sent want to go to a cake baking party

Ty|-/: And cake is gr8

Stfu: Same I want fucking cake

Skeleton: Damn Patrick calm down

Jishthefish: Ty guy and I will grab cake mixes, what kind do you want

Memelord: All the mixes

Memelord: All the Flavores along with eggs and oil and you know that amazing shit you put on top of the fluffy God

Jishthefish: Am I getting payed back

Stfu: Yea

Giraffe: CAN I COME CAN I COME

Memelord: Yus

Skeleton: Frank and I are in if that's okay

Stfu: Everyone is. Pete house is big.

Puppysinmyass: Like hiS DICK

Stfu: Frank. Stop.

ForeheadAtTheFuckYou: I've got plans.....

Ry: Same

Mikey: Five bucks they are gonna get hugh and fuck each other

Skeleton: Ah yes hugh

Miley: Fuck off

Giraffe: No way I'm not giving my money away

Ty|-/: You guys want Josh and I to grab some milk? ((I hate myself so much))

ForeheadAtTheFuckYou left the chat

Ry left the chat

Giraffe: This will never not be funny

jishthefish: Lest it's not about hamsters, lungs, spines

Stfu: This needs to stop

Memelord: ITS TIME TO STOP
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I don't even know what this book is anymore. Like literally the last chapter people got laid. I hate my life.

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