Kick Him Patrick

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Jishthefish: I CAN NOT GET THIS FUCKING BATTER OUT OF MY HAIR AND ITS RUINING THE DYE

Stfu: I can't get the icing completely off my glasses, and the sprinkles SCRATCHED THEM

Puppysinmyass: Don't complain you were having fun

ForeheadAtTheFuckYou: Did you guys actually finish a cake?

Ty|-/: We have two untouched cakes that we made before we all went a little crazy

Skeleton: I'm going to have to wash cake mix out of my ass for weeks

Giraffe: Haha

Jishthefish: Why does everything end up in your ass?

Skeleton: Very good question

Puppysinmyass: Kinky

Stfu: I'm so done with you Frank

Memelord: What the shit is on my tv?

Stfu: You... Don't know what this is

Stfu: ARE YOU ACTULY SHITTING ME!?

Memelord: A war movie?

Memelord: Why are you looking at me like that?

Memelord: WHAT?

Stfu: STEVE ROGERS!

Memelord: Who?

Jishthefish: ._.

Skeleton: You are a disappointment to this world

ForeheadAtTheFuckYou: Yay Gerard another big word!

Skeleton: You wanna fucking go

Mikey: Kick him Patrick

ForeheadAtTheFuckYou: Fight me

Memelord: ....Should I know?

ForeheadAtTheFuckYou: We can't be friends Pete

Giraffe: ^

Skeleton: YEA I WANNA FUCKING GO

Stfu: Bucky and Steve?

Memelord: Okay?

ForeheadAtTheFuckYou: THROW THE FIRST PUNCH

Ty|-/: HOW DO YOU NOT KNOW YOU FUCKING PIECE OF DOG SHIT

Skeleton: YOU THROW THE FIRST FUCKIN PUNCH

Memelord: I have the feeling I should really know these names

Skeleton: This is painful

ForeheadAtTheFuckYou: I GRADUATED AT THE FIRST OF MY CLASS! I HAVE OVER 800
CONFIRMED KILLS

Puppysinmyass: BRB GONNA HIT MY HEAD ON THR WALL

Skeleton: Is that even how it goes?

Ry: -shakes head disappointedly at Pete not the fight that is going on rn-

Stfu: STEVE AND BUCKY

Skeleton: That's it no weed for a month

Stfu: CAPTAIN AMERICA

Memelord: .....ohhhh

Skeleton: .-.

ForeheadAtTheFuckYou: YoU cAnT dO tHaT

Memelord: I've only seen Iron Man and it was stupid

Giraffe: You're stupid

Skeleton: Yes I can Frank literally gets the weed for you

Memelord: I just don't like Marvel movies

Puppysinmyass: Don't out me on kik

Stfu: YOU WANT TO SEE DEADPOOL

Memelord: Is that a marvel movie

Skeleton: Just did bitch

Ry: This is hurting my brain

Stfu: SIT DOWN YOU ARE WATCHING ALL THE MAVEL MOVIES I HAVE

Ty|-/: You have all the Marvel movies

Stfu: exactly

Puppysinmyass: No sex for three weeks

Skeleton: You can't last that long without sex

Puppysinmyass: I have a hand you know

Jishthefish: ........Frank please shut up

Mikey: AHHHH STOP

Skeleton: Mmhm and you won't be able to resist when I give you a little show

Giraffe: Please go to a private chat

ForeheadAtTheFuckYou: STOP YOU ARE ON A GROUP CHAT

Puppysinmyass: I can contain myself

Mikey: CHAT DIFFERENT FUCKING CHAT

Skeleton: ;) what if I were to give you a lap dance?

Mikey left the chat

Memelord: Whoop there it is

Stfu: I can't

Puppysinmyass: -.o
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I'm always a slut for marvel. Always.

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