One day, Zackybobo and Bennyboo, two male twins, were sat at home on the sofa having hardcore sex, whilst chanting the words
'Twincest is wincest'
They had to complete this action against within 100 seconds, as their mother - Kangaruby (a human, albino kangaroo cross breed) had gone out to get her sex position instruction leaflet.
She was learning the Alabama Hot Pocket.
Little did she know, her two sex-crazed sons had mastered this move and were performing it nightly, and daily.
In one final chant, Zackybobo pulled out and sat patiently on the sofa, next to his brother playing with his Yu Gi Oh cards.
Kangaruby entered the house.
"Who is that man on the sofa playing with you?" She question.
This man, whom they had forgotten about, was DJ Todger, a Yu Gi Oh world champion. He made £80 a week just from trading cards, we was as cool as it got.
Zackybobo idolised this man, who was suspected of being a pervert. However Bennyboo was not so keen as he worried about him stealing his brother, whom doubled as his incest partner.
Before anybody could answer Kangaruby, a 6 foot tall Chow Chow named Samster ran from the pervert's pocket. He had a large tuft of hair on the top of its head that appeared to want to escape.
"This is my dog, I stole him. The police will be here soon." DJ Todger said,
"Also, they may ask about the two children stashed away in your tv too."
These children were Christophe and Spermy, local children who enjoyed buttering swings in the playground.
Another person appeared to release the swing-butterers. This was MC Sheddy, DJ Todger's assistant. He brought up a stepladder to reach the TV (as he was only 2 ft 1.5 inches tall) and then opened the TV. Before everyone's horrified faces, Christophe and Spermy ran out of the door and past Kangaruby and the Twincest Twins. DJ Todger and MC Sheddy followed, leaving the dysfunctional family alone.
They had a 10 hour threesome.
The end.
