The Life Of Jay'Mere Davis! (Based On A True Story)

You can't handle Me! (Based On A True Story)

~Sneak Peek~

Prince:*runs in*what happened

Jay:u did this

Prince:me I ain't do nothin

Jay:so where were u when this happened

Roc:*cough*Alex*cough*

Ray:bro..u still hitting that

Prince:no

Prod:don't lie

Prince:I'm not an where are my kids..ALL 4 OF THEM

Jay:2 of them are at my moms house

Prince:Jr and Jayden...the other 2

Jay:1 is back there with a broken leg and the other is in the bathroom with ur wife

Prince:u ain't have to say it like that

Mere:*walks in*

Prince:hey babe

Mere:*rolls her eyes*

Prince:what's ur problem

Mere:go ask ur other wife

Roc:*cough*Alex*cough*

Prince:shut the fuck up Trey

Jay:don't talk to my boyfriend like that

Prince:u can shut up too

Mere:get out Jacob and don't come back

Prince:what..u can't keep Mare,Mari,Jr,and Jayden from me their my kids

Mere:u didn't even know Mari And Mare were alive until we had to do a duet like a year ago and u can stop say that Jr and Jayden are urs cuz their not...their Prodigy's

Everybody:WHAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Prod:yup..I fucked Jay'Mere*gets up an kisses Jay'Mere*

Prince:you fucked my best friend!!!!!!!