THE MOON IS GONNA KILL US ALL

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The rocky, big, gray thing in space is definitely trying to kill us all. You can't deny it, the english guy who wrote romeo and８ juliet named Shakespeare, Walt Disney the guｙ who founded the company disney, Hitler the guy who sits in the dark muttering ¨jews¨ disdainfully , etc. Have all stopped breathing and they all have looked at the moon at least once and they lived under the big rock in the sky, the moon makes us older every time we look at it. Also, I suspect the moon makes us crazy too since the people who are probably more sensitive to the moon like Picasso the guy who cut off his ear go kinda crazy. Drugs and alcohol probably make us more susceptible to the moon so that's why so many people who are alcoholics or people who use drugs kill someone or go cray cray. Also the moon and the flaming ball want to take over the place made of rocks dirt and water.

The stony moon could also be a conspirator with the hot, flaming sun and maybe the sun gives diseases so that they can kill off or start killing people not only at night but at daytime too. I think they meet up at dawn and sunrise to plot what they should do the next day so that they can kill off more people. But with the rise of electronics, cars, Ac and the refrigerator, us meat bags have no need to hunt any more thus staying out of the sun and avoiding looking at the moon. Therefore, causing less and less people to go outside, and actually feel the sun or look at the moon so the meat bags are dying out less and less and causing overpopulation. So, my solution the overpopulation, is that we go out in the sun more and destroy all electronics.

Another theory created by my unicorn friend is that, the moon is actually made of cheese and the moon landings were faked. Also the sun will melt the moon and will drown us with a bunch of cheese and flying rocks, we will die of obesity and .............'Murica.