Billie Is The Dad

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Skeleton: I have to pee so bad you don't even know

Jishthefish: Then pee?

Skeleton: Mikey is in the shooooower

Puppysinmyass: Pee outside

Skeleton: No. People will see my willy

Memelord: Don't... Don't call it that

Skeleton: Hotdog

Memelord: Stop

Ry: Pee in the kitchen sick

Ty|-/: No don't pee in the kitchen sink

Memelord: After it sees his dick it will be a kitchen sin

Skeleton: We do dishes in there!

Memelord: My fuck RUN THE WATER IT WILL CLEAN THE FUCKIN SINk

Skeleton: Fine... But it's still gross

Puppysinmyass: Who tf doesn't piss in a sink?

Giraffe: You can reach?

Stfu: Roasted

Ry: Keep talking, your smaller

Stfu: Fight me

ForeheadAtTheFuckYou: They are like little feisty dogs

Memelord: Be carful they might bite your dick off but I mean Patrick won't bite mine off ;)

Stfu: All this CYBERBULLYING is making me TRIGGERED AND STFU WENTZ

Memelord: YOU ALL SAY IM THE MEME

Jishthefish: *insert Patrick's user name here*

Memelord: ._.

Reh: Did you know that pigs can orgasm up to 30 minutes

Ty|-/: I did not why the fuck do you know this

Reh: Its a fact man thought everyone knew this

Ry: As much as that sounds like literal heaven imagine if you got like called out of your bedroom by your parents and your only 10 minutes in

Jishthefish: This fucking chat

ForeheadAtTheFuckYou: Does that mean you cum for 30 minutes?

Mikey: Please stop

Ry: We can test that out ;)

Stfu: .-.

ForeheadAtTheFuckYou: Not really we aren't FUCKING PIGS WHAT ARE YOU IMPLYING

Memelord: It's probably only female pigs

Skeleton: Are you fu kin kidding me

Ty|-/: ^

Ry: We can do it like rabbits

Puppyismyass: NOW THATS SOME KINKY SHIT RIGHT THERE

Stfu: OkaY THIS IS GETTING OUT OF HAND

Giraffe: WE CAN DO IT LIKE THEY DO ON THE DISCOVERY CHANNEL

Jishthefish: Question

Jishthefish: Brendon and Ryan and you two aren't even dating BUT LIKE DALLON AND BRENDON IM!?

Ry: Uh... Um.

ForeheadAtTheFuckYou: Question not going to be answered

Memelord: I want it answered

Giraffe: .....um....same...

ForeheadAtTheFuckYou: Uh

Skeleton: I've been wondering for awhile to like you know what happened

Ry: We talked it out?

Memelord: Okay

Puppysinmyass: That was more of a "ooooookaayyyy"

Ty|-/: Confused

Reh: Ryan and Brendon dated but they had a badish break up

Stfu: Ah

Mikey: We should change the subject!

Jishthefish: Can someone shove every Green Day album up my ass?

ForeheadAtTheFuckYou: SAME

Puppysinmyass: SHOVE THE MISFITS UP MY ASS

Stfu: Two types of people

Skeleton: Billie is the dad, Tré is crazy friend, Mike is my mom

Ty|-/: Nope 3 kinds
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Shove Nimrod up my ass plz.

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