Donald called me this morning, he said "Phineas can you build a wall between the united states and mexico for just a small loan of a million dollars" i said
hm fern
i mean ferb
whatcha want to do today
he said nothing like the silent son of a bitch he is
i went on my way to the presidential debate when i soon shot hilary clinton for donald trump
donald trump
i go to the back room with donald and suddenly the light shines
he jumped in the air like a saucage then landed on the ground and turned into a dentist
LET ME CHECK YO TEETH PHINEAASS
HOW MUCH VODKA YOU HAD
DO YOU NEED A TAMPON
i grab my phineas amd ferb bot and smash it on dentast trump's face and he is dead
the end
