Taiwan: Today, I am on a mission to make this family adorable and not dysfunctional.
First. I will start with north. I wanna make her cute~!
*goes to north*
North!
North: *Looks up* yes?
Taiwan: Could I look at your closet?
North: Erm... Sure. Go right ahead... *what is she up to...*
Taiwan: *runs upstairs to north's room and busts open the closet door* What the--?! There's only uniforms in here!! Drab things like this won't make Northie cute!!! *takes away all the uniforms to hide and replaces them with some of her old dresses that got small on her* *runs downstairs*
Thanks!
North: *nods*
Taiwan: Heyyyyy! Mongoliaaaaa?
Mongolia: Yes?
Taiwan: Could I see YOUR closet too?
Mongolia: A-ah... Sure.
Taiwan: *goes to Mongolia's room and busts open the closet door again* Awww, she has such cute things in here that she never wears. I could get rid of this ugly thing though. *throws out an old furry coat* *goes back downstairs*
Thanks Mongolia!
Mongolia: *smiles* of course.
Taiwan: How about Japan... I could make him more romantic, I guess....
Mongolia: *overhears* O-o
Taiwan: ShoobyeMongoliagoaway!! *runs to Japan* Heyyyy, can we talk?
Japan: *nods* Hai. What about?
Taiwan: Who do you like?
Japan: I like everyone--
Taiwan: Blah blah blah, you know what I mean!!
Japan: Fine! You know who I like.
Taiwan: No I don't.
Japan: You-you do...
Taiwan: Say her naaaame....
Japan: ....*bright red*
Taiwan: Saaaay ittttt....
Japan: Where is she anyway?
Taiwan: She's not here just hurry up and say it!
Japan: HA! You do know who I'm talking about!!
Taiwan: No. Both North and Mongolia are upstairs. So the only thing I know is that it's one of them.
Japan: Ugh... It.. Starts with an M...
Taiwan: *sighs* not very romantic.... If you like Mongo--
Japan: Don't say it around here.
Taiwan: GEEZ! IF YOU LIKE HER THEN WHY ARE YOU SO SCARED?!
Japan: I am not scared!!... wait... Scared of what?
Taiwan: Scared of declaring it!
Japan: I-Um.... Erm.... えとう。
Taiwan: ANSWER ME!
Japan: Rejection... And China.
Taiwan: China?
Japan: Hai.
Taiwan: Ugh.... Well from now on start declaring it more often. I'll hold China back for you if you want.
Japan: That would be helpful. Thank you.
Taiwan: Uh huh! Now onto Hong Kong. *goes to Hong Kong*
Hong Kong: *listening to some intense music on his headphones* *he's sitting on the floor facing the window. The table behind him has his phone on it.*
Taiwan: *takes his phone, types in PEACHBUNSAREYUMMYGOOD to unlock it and it works*
*changes all his up next songs to cute romantic music and happy upbeat and cute girly music* *leaves*
Hong Kong: *finishes the song and then Love Story starts playing* 0-0!!!
Taiwan: South... Eh, he's already good. China!
China: Yes?
Taiwan: Can we talk?
China: *sighs* fine. What about?
Taiwan: You have to stop being upset at Mongolia!
China: What?! Not gonna happen, aru!!!
Taiwan: Oh come on! She's such a sweetheart!
China: You don't know how bad she is...
Taiwan: *sighs* fine. Be that way and ruin our family. I hope you're happy with yourself--
China: OKAY FINE! I WILL TRY.
Taiwan: YAY! Thank chuuuuu~!
China: Ugh. *goes upstairs*
Japan: *is "flirting" with his crush*
So...
Um...
Do you like salt?
Mongolia: Salt...? Yes, salt is okay...
Japan: That's enlightening....
Um...
So...
Uh...
Erm...
Hey...
I...
Um...
Nevermind...
Ummm...
Umm-
Taiwan: JAPAN YOU ARE HORRIBLE AT FLIRTING.
Mongolia: I- wait, that was flirting?!
Japan: Um... Hai.
Mongolia: *giggles*
Japan: W-why are you laughing?
Mongolia: You're moe. *hugs him*
Japan: 0\\~\\0
Taiwan: Alright! My work paid off--
North: taaaaiiiiiWWWAAAAAAAAAN!
Taiwan: Yeah? *smiles and giggles*
North: GET IN HERE!
Taiwan: *goes into norths room and sees her in the closet*
North: Where are my uniforms?!
Taiwan: They were drab, so I kinda got rid of them...
North: THEY'RE UNIFORMS!!!!!! I NEED THEM. SO HURRY UP AND GET THEM, OR ELSE YOU'RE PAYING FOR NEW ONES.
Taiwan: Fine! *goes to get her uniforms and gives them to her*
Mongolia: *screams* WHERE IS IT?!
Taiwan: *runs over* where's what?!
Mongolia: The fur coat Japan gave to me when I was little... *cries*
Taiwan: Oh my gosh.. I'm so sorry...
Mongolia: No, you're not the one who took it--
Taiwan: I was!
Mongolia: What??
Taiwan: I took your jacket because it was ugly at the time!
Mongolia: Where is it now?
Taiwan: *sighs* I'll get it... *retrieves the coat from where she threw it*
Mongolia: *hugs it tightly and walks away*
Taiwan: Hm, well. It didn't go so badly!
Hong Kong: *is actually listening to the cute music, still*
South Korea: Uh, Hong Kong... What are you listening to, da-ze??
Hong Kong: If you really want to know....
My savior. (Lol what)
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Crazy Days With the East Asian Family
CasualeThis family is really, really, REALLY something else. Spend some time reading about their daily, "normal" activities. If you dare~ I do not own Hetalia or the characters in the shows, Hidekaz Himaruya does. I only wrote this fanfiction, and the fanf...
