Rose's crazy adventure with the Sohmas. *FINISHED*

The cruise!

I wake up to everyone shaking me awake, which is weird because I'm usually the one to wake up first. "Waaaaake up!!" The pervy dog starts shaking me more, "Coommee on Rose! Change into your swimsuit!!!" I smack the pervy dog. Kyo laughs and starts shaking me. "I'M UP!!! STOP SHAKING ME!!!" Kyo looks at me and says "Well, aren't you just a little ray of sunshine today!" I throw my pillow at his head and he dodges it. Tohru and Yuki start laughing and talking about the cruise. "I wonder if there's two sinks in the bathrooms!" Yuki starts to talk "Or mints on the pillows!" The pervy dog jumps in "I wonder how many bikinis will be there!" Kyo jumps in with his randomness "Two words. MONKEY BUTLERS!!" We all just look at him because of his randomness.

Author note: Yes i stole the monkey butler idea from Fred: 3 camp Fred XD My movie choices are not the best XD Author note end.

I start laughing at all the excitement in my room. I start jumping around with Tohru and Yuki. We all just start laughing at how weird this cruise is making us act XD Well...except for Shigure, still thinking of his random fantasies. I want to hug everyone, but can't because of the curse :P I wonder how they have dealt with it over the years, not being able to hug any females, Mother,Aunt,Girlfriend,sister. I'm pretty sure that Yuki,Kyo and Shigure don't have any sisters though. I check the time 11:00 Wow. I slept late! then ask Tohru what time we are supposed to get on. She says 4:30 we are supposed to be on board with everything we need. I start thinking of how i will fit my whole room into three suitcases. I start wondering what Kyo will do there, since he doesn't like water. He'll probably just hang out watching us mess around. I look at his happy face and i can't help but smile :) I look around frantic for a suitcase! I need to pack! I push everyone out and tell them to pack. Everyone says they already did since they woke up before me for once. I tell Tohru she can stay, since i need to pick out only the cutest clothes! Everyone else goes downstairs, i ask Kyo for breakfast because he told me Tohru made some. After i got done eating and packing it's 3:12! I rush out stating that we need to leave, everyone agrees and piles into my car. I still can't drive because of my leg, so Shigure drives. And gets about 6 tickets for reckless driving -_- I say "We're sorry officer, he has problems." I point to his head swirling my finger and crossing my eyes. The officer didn't really buy it, so he gave us another ticket for not getting help for him. I just sigh and hope that he will pay for them. We finally get to the boat and look around. There's a pool,hot tub, water slides,tanning chairs. "This.is.awesome!" Everyone agrees with me and we get our luggage and start to walk. I wish that i could run, i'm just not used to it though. I get on the boat and get signed to our cabins. We all get this super huge room. There's only one problem, there's only three beds! The pervy dog says. "Well, i'll just have to sleep in the same bed with Rose and Tohru!" Both the boys hit him and throw him onto a bed. I laugh at how i didn't have to hit him that time. Tohru's in the bathroom putting our hair spray and brush and make-up in there. I throw myself onto one of the super soft beds.I see a wire coming out of it, i see a remote attached to the bed. I select a mode and the bed vibrates."This is heeeaavvveennn!" I tell Kyo to come here on the other side. "Yoouurrr riigghhttt Roossee!" We both just stay on the heavenly massage bed for as long as possible. Yuki tries a bed and it does the same. The pervy dog is knocked out. "Tohru!" A small boy runs into the rom and hugs Tohru, transforming him into a rabbit. Tohru's pretty surprised."Momiji? What are you doing here?!" I turn off the bed just to hear Kyo moan about it being off. "Shut up big baby!" I throw a pillow over his head and go where Tohru was, Though before i got to there a very handsome boy with white and back hair enters the room. "You're hair is sooo cool!" He turns to me weirdly with a smirk on his face. "Oh really? Hey sweet stuff, how about me and you go for a smoothi-" Kyo jumps out of bed and punches him in the jaw. "What? Um...i'm lost." He looks at me and tells me about Hatsu-haru. "So, black Haru huh?" Hatsu-haru gets up from the floor with blood on his mouth. He touches it and looks shocked "What happened?" Kyo talks to him while i go check out the rabbit boy. He's transformed back by now, i ask how he got here and he says "My Daddy owns this boat! I saw that Tohru entered the contest to come, so i had to let her win!" I smile at the sweet boy. I look back at Hatsu-haru, now fighting with Kyo, as Yuki calmly watches them from the heavenly massage bed. I go over to my bag and go into the second bathroom to change into my swimsuit. I come out and grab Kyo's hand from his fight. "Come on Kyo! Lets go over here!" I drag him over to the water slide, there's a bench at the top of it to the side. I take him up there and we watch as little kids go by one by one. I smile at him to try and get him to smile to. It doesn't really work. I decided back at the suite that the mesh on my bathing suit got annoying and twisted, it also would give me super weird tan lines, so i cut it off. It's a bikini top now, and i already explained what it looked like when i got it. I start to get up, but slip on a puddle of water. Kyo grabs me and i end up pulling him towards me. I slip down the extra long slide with an orange kitty, that's not weird at all! And if it couldn't be worse, it looks like when i was cutting the mesh of my bikini top i cut a thread, so i'm now almost topless going down a super long water slide holding an orange cat against the fabric of my used-to-be bikini top. As if things couldn't get any worse. The slide leads to a pool. So we are both going to get soaked, i will still be topless, and he will still be a cat. "Oh my gosh, this suuuuuuuuuucks!!!" I scream as we go down. I managed to fix my top to a point where it doesn't look good, but it won't show anything and it will stay on. I am holding onto Kyo for dear life as his shorts shoes and shirt come behind me. Sploosh! We get to the pool, thank god that's over. I throw him behind the slide so no one will see him. I get out and try to walk as fast as i can with him and his clothes in my arms. We get back to the suite. Tohru looks at mine and Kyo's po'd faces. "Oh jeez! What happened Rose?!" I just want to cry i swear. "I don't want to talk about it. As soon as i put Kyo down the strap off my bikini comes loose and it falls to the floor. Everyone stares and me. I grab a towel and throw random things at their heads. The pervy dog is in front of me holding a bikini top. "Where did you get that?" It's pretty skimpy. "I always have one! Just in case!" I don't even want to know i hold the top to my chest and go to Tohru so she can tie it. I'm so tired from just that i collapse onto towels on the bed. I start drying poor Kyo off. "I'm really sorry Kyo." He looks at me and says "It's not your fault." I smile a sad smile and get him some of his clothes out of his bag. Today was horrible and fun. Jeez. After a while Kyo transformed back. "Rose do you want to get a smoothie?" I nod at Kyo and ask if anyone else wants to come. They ALL agree and come with us. The smoothie hut was fun. After we get back i fall on the bed and fall asleep in like less then ten minutes, which i didn't think was possible! I fall asleep with a heavenly massaging bed underneath me.