A/N: I had to gender bend everyone for them to fit into their roles for this one. Sorry! And there's no video
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Tikal (To Rouge): It's because of you there's a Giant in our midst and my Wife is dead!
Rouge: But it isn't my fault,
I was given those beans!
You persuaded me to trade away
My cow for beans!
And without those beans
There'd have been no stalk
To get up to the Giants In the first place!
Tikal: Wait a minute, magic beans
For a cow so old
That you had to tell
A lie to sell
It, which you told!
Were they worthless beans?
Were they oversold?
Oh, and tell us who
Persuaded you
To steal that gold.
Sonic (To Rouge): See, it's your fault.
Rouge: No!
Tikal: So it's you fault...
Rouge: No!
Sonic: Yes, it is!
Rouge: It's not!
Tikal: It's true.
Rouge: Wait a minute-But I only stole the gold
To get my Cow back from you!
Sonic (To Tikal): So it's your fault!
Rouge: Yes!
Tikal: No, it isn't! I'd have kept those beans,
But our house was cursed.
She made us get the cow to get
The curse reversed!
Shadow: It's your father's fault
That the curse got placed
And the place got cursed
In the first place!
Sonic: Oh.Then it's his fault!
Shadow: So.
Silver: It was his fault...
Rouge: No.
Tikal:Yes, it is,
It's his.
Silver: I guess...
Rouge: Wait a minute, though-
I chopped down the beanstalk-
Right? That's clear.
But without any beanstalk,
Then what's queer
Is how did the second Giant get down here
In the first place?
Second place...
Silver: Yes!
Sonic: How?
Tikal: Hmmm...
Rouge: Well, Who had the other bean?
Tikal: The other bean?
Silver: The other bean?
Rouge (To Tikal): You pocketed the other bean.
Tikal: I didn't!
Yes I did.
Sonic: So it's your-!
Tikal: No, it isn't,'Cause I gave it to my Wife!
Sonic: So it's her-!
Tikal: No, it isn't!
Silver: Then whose is it?
Tikal (To Silver): Wait a minute!
She exchanged that bean
To obtain your shoe,
So the one who knows what happened
To that bean is you!
Silver: You mean that old bean-
That your Wife-?
Oh, dear-
But I never knew it,
So I threw it-
Don't look here!
Sonic: So it's your fault!
Silver: But-
Rouge: See, it's her fault-
Silver: But-
Rouge: And it isn't mine at all!
Tikal (To Silver): But what?
Silver (To Rouge): Well, if you hadn't gone
Back up again-
Rouge: We were needy-
Silver: You were greedy!
Did you need that hen?
Rouge: But I got it for my Mother-!
Sonic: So it's her fault then!
Silver: Yes? And what the harp
In the third place?
Tikal: The harp- yes!
Rouge: She went and dared me to!
Sonic: I dared you to?
Rouge: You dared me to!She said that I was scared -
Sonic: Me?
Rouge: To.She dared me!
Sonic: No, I didn't!
Tikal, Silver, Rouge: So it's your fault!
Sonic: Wait a minute-!
Silver: If you hadn't dared him to-
Tikal (To Rouge): And you had left the harp alone,
We wouldn't be in trouble In the first place!
Sonic (To Silver): Well, if you hadn't thrown away the bean
In the first place-!
Silver: Well, if she hadn't raised them in the first place-!
Sonic (To Silver): It was your fault!
Rouge (To Shadow):Yes, if you hadn't raised them in the first place-!
Sonic, Tikal (To Shadow): Right! It's you raised them in the first place-!
Silver: You raised the beans in the first place!
Rouge: It's your fault!
Silver, Rouge, Tikal, Sonic: You're responsible!
You're the one to blame!
It's your fault!
Shadow: Shhhhhhhhhhhhh!
It's the last midnight
It's the last wish
It's the last midnight
Soon it will be boom
Squish!
Told a little lie
Stole a little gold
Broke a little vow
Did you?
Had to get your prince
Had to get your cow
And to get your wish
Doesn't matter how
Anyway, it doesn't matter now
It's the last midnight
It's the boom
Splat!
Nothing but a vast midnight
Everybody smashed flat!
Nothing we can do
Not exactly true
We could always give her the boy
No, of course what really matters is the blame
Someone you can blame
Fine, if that's the thing you enjoy
Placing the blame
If that's the aim
Give me the blame
Just give me the boy
Sonic, Silver, Tikal, Rouge: No!
Shadow: No?
You're so nice
You're not good
You're not bad
You're just nice
I'm not good
I'm not nice
I'm just right
I'm the witch
You're the world
I'm a hitch
I'm what no one believes
I'm the witch
You're all liars and thieves
Like his father
Like his son will be, too
Oh, why bother?
You'll just do what you do
It's the last midnight
So, goodbye all
Coming at you fast, midnight
Soon you'll see the sky fall
Here, you want a bean?
Have another bean
Beans were made for making you rich!
Plant them and they soar
Here, you want some more?
Listen to the roar
Giants by the score!
Well, you can blame another witch
It's the last midnight
It's the last verse
Now, before it's past midnight
I'm leaving you my last curse
I'm leaving you alone
You can tend the garden, it's yours
Separate and alone
Everybody down on all fours
All right, mother, when?
Lost the beans again!
Punish me the way you did then!
Give me claws and a hunch
Just away from this bunch
And the gloom
And the doom
And the boom
YOU ARE READING
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