I Love You, I Guess || Tristan Evans

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You: so, how did it go? 

Mystery Person: why are you still talking to me? 

You: i'm bored. So, how did it go?

Mystery Person: i am under no obligation to tell you anything 

You: that means it didn't go like you wanted it to

Mystery Person: ....

You: ? 

Mystery Person: she broke up with me

You: unsurprising 

You: you told her you loved her through text 

You: i would have broken up with you too 

Mystery Person: you told me you loved me too 

You: minor details and also i don't know you 

Mystery Person: then why are you talking to me? 

You: you're right. bye. 

Mystery Person: for your information i didn't do it through text 

You: and he's back 

You: okay i'll bite. how did you do it? 

Mystery Person: face to face like you told me to and she told me that she didn't want to be with me anymore 

You: okay

Mystery Person: okay? seriously? 

You: okay. seriously. 

Mystery Person: -_- 

You: really? a smiley? emojis have been invented, you know 

Mystery Person: really. a smiley. 

You: haha you're funny 

Mystery Person: you have no words of wisdom this time, anonymous? no advice? no support? 

You: i marked the sarcasm

You: don't you have friends for that? 

Mystery Person: and here i thought we were friends 

You: what made you think that? 

Mystery Person: the fact that you keep messaging me even after i reminded you of the fact that we don't know each other 

You: au contraire, mister. you were the one that messaged me after i said bye 

Mystery Person: you have an answer to everything, don't you? 

You: i'd like to think so, yeah. anyway, we can be friends if you want 

Mystery Person: oooh yay 

You: i sense some more sarcasm but i'll choose to ignore it

You: before we actually engage in whatever it is that we would do as friends i'd like to know your name because i would like to change your contact name from Mystery Person into something more suitable 

Mystery Person: fine it's tristan but you can call me tris. What about you? 

You: It's Eleanora but you can call me Eleanora 

Mystery Person: wow okay 

You: i'm kidding, dumbass. you can call me Nora. 

Mystery Person: wow okay, nora 

You: wow okay, dumbass 

Mystery Person: i thought we established that my name is tristan and that you could call me tris 

You: wow okay, Tristan/Tris/dumbass 

Mystery Person: mature 

Mystery Person: so now that we're friends are you gonna give me support with my issue 

You: no 

Mystery Person: i thought you were my friend 

You: i said i would be your friend. I didn't say i would be a good friend 

Mystery Person: smartass 

You: dumbass 

You: okay i'll bite. What happened with this girl? Why did she break up with you? 

Mystery Person: i don't want to talk about it 

You: wow you are difficult. i don't blame her.

 Mystery Person: -_-

You: okay okay i'll be supportive. 

You: that bitch 

You: is that good? 

Mystery Person: xD 

You: good. i made you laugh. later, Tris. class is starting

So things are getting interesting. ;) 

There is an update today thanks to ShadowZDraqua. I wasn't going to update today, but she convinced me to update, so cheers to her and the early update. Also, the support she is giving me with this story is incredible. You should all go over to her profile and follow her. We are also writing a 5SOS fan fiction story together. You can check it out on either my profile or her profile. It's called "In All Honesty". ^_^