You never know(OHSHC Fanfiction boyxboy)

Host Club

Everyone watched as Hikaru carried Kaoru out of the room. "Kao-Chan looked really tired." Hunny said, "Takashi, I'm tired too. I wanna go home."

"Ah. Do you want the rest of your cake before we leave?" (Wow, Mori said a lot...XD)

"Yes! Usa-Chan can share it with me!" Hunny quickly finished the cake and he and Mori left. "Bye bye everyone! See you tomorrow!"

The door shut, leaving Tamaki and Kyoya alone. "Did you see the incestuous acts that were made by the devilish twins Mommy!" Tamaki cried.

"It brings in the ladies Tamaki. It's good for the club."

"But- but there wasn't even any girls here!"

"Mommy says the incest stays."

"Kyoya!"

"It stays, Tamaki."

"They're going to ruin my poor daughter's innocence. They've already gotten to Mommy!" Tamaki whined.

"For your information Tamaki the only one I associate with is Kaoru. He's the only other one in here, besides Hunny-Senpai, that I can have an intelligent conversation with."

"You can have an intelligent conversation with me!"

Kyoya raised an eyebrow. "Tamaki, you're the only one I can't have an intelligent conversation with. You still believe that your Kuma-Chan talks to you."

"He does! Stop making fun of him!"

Kyoya sighed. "I still don't know why I'm the mommy when it's obvious I could probably run the club better than you."

"You're the one in the maid dress Kyoya."

"Because I was forced into wearing it. I don't enjoy it Tamaki."

"I do! That time we wore dresses I felt on top of the world! It was so fun!"

Kyoya watched as little sparkles floated around Tamaki as he talked on and on about woman kind. "Why didn't you wear the maid's outfit then, Tamaki?"

"I'm the prince type! I can't have our lovely ladies getting flirted with by a man in a dress!" he declared, "Kyoya, where was Haruhi anyway? I wanted to see my little girl in a dress!"

Kyoya felt a wave of jealously run through him. "I don't know, but she's going to pay for it." he snapped.

Tamaki looked at him, confused, before understanding washed it away. Tamaki walked up to where Kyoya was sitting and straddled him. He leaned against Kyoya and nuzzled him. "You know the feelings I have for our daughter are platonic. Besides, I love Mommy more..."

Kyoya chuckled. "I'm just surprised you know what 'platonic' means." Tamaki pouted and Kyoya frowned. "Keep that pout there and your face will freeze that way."

Tamaki smiled then and placed a kiss on Kyoya's cheek. Kyoya, wanting more out of this, pulled him into a deep open mouthed kiss. Tamaki smirked against Kyoya's lips and forced him to lay down on the couch. He felt Kyoya stiffen in surprise and he chuckled. Tamaki removed himself from Kyoya's lips, moving to his ear. "Who's your daddy?"

He was surprised when Kyoya laughed out loud. He was about to question it when Kyoya flipped them over. Kyoya looked down at him with a coy smile. "Who's your mommy?"

They were about to continue when there was a knock on the music room door. Kyoya quickly got off of Tamaki and made himself presentable. "Come in." he called.

Tamaki's chauffeur looked into the room. "Master Tamaki, your ride is ready."

Tamaki nodded. "Thank you. I'll be out in a minute." The chauffeur closed the door and left to wait in the limo. "Can you come home with me tonight, Mommy?" Tamaki pleaded.

Kyoya hesitated. "I don't know what my father would say. I suppose I could ask him."

Tamaki smiled excitedly. "Yes please! I'm sure he'll say yes! Your father adores me!"

Kyoya rolled his eyes at his boyfriend and flipped open his phone. He started to dial his father's number.

"Hello, this Yoshiro Ootori."

"Father, Tamaki Suoh would like me to accompany him to his mansion. May I go?"

"Very well. Are you coming home tonight Kyoya?"

"Knowing Tamaki, Father, probably not."

"Alright. Goodbye."

"Goodbye Father." Kyoya put his phone in his bag and turned to Tamaki. "My father will allow me to stay tonight."

"Yay! Father will be so happy to see you Kyoya! I'll call and tell him now."

After Tamaki got done talking to his father about Kyoya staying over, Tamaki began to drag Kyoya towards the door. "This will be so fun, Mommy! We'll watch scary movies and eat popcorn with M&M's until our teeth rot!"

"Tamaki, what are M&Ms?"

"They are a chocolate commoner's candy that Haruhi introduced to me. They're fabulous!"

"Tamaki, that sounds swell but you're forgetting something."

"What is it mon amour?"

"I'm still in my dress. Let me change."

"But Mommy!"

"No buts. Besides, we have to get some clothes at my mansion."

"Alright..."

After Kyoya changed, they went to Kyoya's house. Surprisingly, Kyoya's father was there waiting for them. "Hello Father." Kyoya said.

Yoshiro nodded. "Kyoya. Hello, Mr. Suoh." Tamaki knew that Yoshiro didn't like physical contact so he nodded in greeting. "I thought you were going to the Suoh's Kyoya?"

"I am but I need clothing. I'll be ready in 5 minutes Tamaki. Stay here please."

Tamaki watched as Kyoya walked up the steps to his bedroom. "He's so useless. Don't you agree?"

Tamaki turned towards Yoshiro, disbelief written on his face. "What?"

"My 3rd son is useless. His grades are insufficient and he has no common sense. He is not fit to be my son, let alone being my successor."

Tamaki felt an anger surge through him. "Kyoya is better than his brothers ever will be!" he declared. Yoshiro looked at him in surprise. "Kyoya is smart, caring, and kind. He cares about people and always knows what to do in a tough situation. He handles finances and is always keeping notes on what is happening around him. You should feel lucky for having him as a son." Tamaki was panting by the end of his tirade.

Yoshiro simply adjusted his glasses and walked away. "Tamaki?" Tamaki looked at the source of the voice. Kyoya was coming down the steps with a small bag in hand.

"Are you ready to go Kyoya?"

As they sat in the limo on the way to Tamaki's house, Kyoya leaned over and gave Tamaki a quick peck on the lips. "What was that for?"

"I heard what you said to my father. Thank you Tamaki."

"He doesn't realize what he's talking about... I love you Kyoya."

"...I love you too."

Should I have Hunny and Mori as a couple, or just family love? If so, I'm going to have to do an introduction chapter to them too... Anyway, review please! I'll have another chapter up by tonight or tomorrow...