Worst Wattpad story ever!

My Bff forever was just killed by some hot psycopath who I am now getting an arranged marrige with and like OMG he's acctually a vampire and my Bff forever was acctually a werewolf and now I have to move to Switzerland where I get to buy a new best friend at an auction but like OMG she's a vampire too!!!

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I was wa like hanging out with like my like bff forever and like out of no whaere this like crazy like psycopath came out of nowhere and like stabbed my bff forever. Like OMG like this crazy psycopath just like killed my bff forever!

I ran home and was all "mom! Some crazy but hot psycopath just killed my bff forever!" and then she was all "guess what?! Your getting an arrenged marrige with this pscopath we found when you were little" and then I was all "why do you always do this now I'm gonna be emo" then she was all like "here's you bag go get in his car he's parkked outside" then I was all "..."

I got in hais car and asked him what hi name was. He said it's Fremdidios Raxemlo Ensindy Durmob. I'll call him FRED. He asked for my name and I was all "it used to be mellony but I got it legaly changed to Fire Demon Blaze Emo Goth Chick" so now people call me FDBEGC which is extreemly (note: wo big word!) hard to pronowce "(note: wo like to big words!)

Theniwaswonderingwherewe weregoingbecauseitwastaking foreverandomgicantbeliveyoureadthis wholethingandunderstoodit youshouldgetanaward. I was all "FRED where are we going?" and he was like "Switzerland so you can buy a new bff forever at an auction" and I said "realy! awesome!"

When we got to switzerland we went to an auction and I bought a really ulgy bff forever named Justin Beiber and she said she could sing good but when she was singing all I could hear was this little girl screaming BABY over and over again. Then out of nowhere came this guy and Justin bit his neck and started drinking all of the blood gone. She drank every last bit of the gushy goo in him and threw him down.

Then when we got out of the auction and Justin beiber she ran out in front of a truck and got killed cuz her head got crushed and I was all "aww man now this bff forever got killed to" and FRED was all "that's ok I was gonna stab her anyways" then out of nowhere FRED just bit my neck! OMG! HES A VAMPIRE? It hurt bad but then it was all better because I was a vampire wait I was a vampire?!?!????!??!!!!??!????!???!?!!??!!!?!!?!???!??!???!??!??!??!!?!???

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Okay so I like hope you guys liked it but I'm like never gonna post again unlesss I get at least 6,000,000,000 votes! So please like vote/comment/fan/add to your library/monitor my every move! Thanks bye!!!!!