Hi, I'm Dylan and yes I am a girl with a guys name. My parents like pizza rolls, not gender rolls so calm your tits. Anyway, I am 16, and I live in Austin,Texas. Ever since the third grade I have had one friend and one friend only, Jaren. We have b...
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Dylan^^ -------------- Dylan, you better get your ass up Now!" I hate my life. " I have been up for over an hour so calm the fuck down" I know I shouldn't talk to my mom that way, but you get what you give right. I grabbed my phone and bag and just walked out of the house to my best friend Andrew's house. I am a sophomore so I can't drive my self to school which is absolutely bull shit but Andrew drives me so it's okay I guess. Did I mention he was a junior. Yeah, anyway I pull out the key to his house that he gave me and went in. "Hi Parents! Andrew you have like a minute before we gotta leave!!" I yelled. "Hey there prit." Andrew says from behind me as he kisses my head. "Bye parents, see you guys later." Well it was a long drive to school so we jammed out to some bomb ass music. "Can you believe that it's the last day of school already" he says pulling into the parking lot. "Yeah, but at least we still have the summer to our selves. We should do a road trip!" "Are you insane. I mean I like the idea , but your mom would never let you!" He rebuttals. And with that we get out of the car. "See you in gym." I yell as I go to my locker.
It's third block. My favorite yet my most dreaded block. Gym. I can see my best friend, but his stupid jock friends are going to be the death of me. I run to Andrew so we can start warm ups. As we stretch he asks me "want to go to the lake this weekend?" "Why the fuck not." "Okay. I will come over and help you pack and then we will go." "Okey doke" and with that we finish warmups and go to our sexist gym groups.
"Food pile time!" I laugh. At lunch we do this thing where we pile all the left over food on to one tray and make a nasty ass concoction. A kid at my table asks if we should put it on this fake ass bitch's table jokingly. And we do. "Ahhhhhh! What the actual fucking hell!!! Ashley ,you fucking bitch!" This fake ass bitch poured the entire thing on me! Everyone at my table is scrambling to clean me up and I was absolutely livid. I get up and march to Andrew's study hall teacher who also happens to be my favorite teacher. "Hartz I am taking Andrew and I don't care what you say. Andrew let's go!" I was still sopping with food and has about 20 sets of eyes just staring at me but I was to angry to care. "I don't even know what to say! Who did this?" "Ashley." "That mother fucking bitch!" We got back to Andrew's house and I went to change. I came back down and found Andrew in the kitchen with one of my travel bags. I cocked my head to the side " We are going to the lake." And with that we left.
