When I wake up I smell brown, crispy, tasty goodness. Waiiit... something's not right here. I open my eyes and find myself on the opposite side of the couch. My legs are suspended from it but the rest of my body was hanging off of it. I am a fucking mess. Yes you are. Shaddup <.<.
HOLY MOTHER MUFASA IS THAT BACON?! Without any second thoughts, I immediately sprinted towards the kitchen where Louis was cooking. I jumped onto his back and he started laughing with barely any reaction towards the sudden burst of weight on this back.
Hey! I'm not that fat! Im poofy! 0n0 I know you aren't God! You said I was. Shut up already. >-<
"BOOOOOBEAAAAAR!" I yelled out as I started swaying on Louis's back.
He chuckled again, "Yes, Shannon?"
"I want my baconnn!! Please, I'll love you forever!" You know what I mean.
"Alright, alright. Just because you said please." He replied and handed me a HOLY GRAIL of fucking bacon.
I turned to him and asked "Don't you want to leave some for the boys and Bella?"
"I've got it covered." He answered as he stepped back revealing 6 other bowls of bacon that were still yet to be cooked.
My eyes were open wide and I swear I would've started- Are you drooling?..... 0-0, NO! I closed my mouth and wiped off the small spot of spit- try saying that five times fast x) -that has suspended from my mouth. Boy i'm glad nobody noticed but myself.
I walked back to the living room with my prize and sit next to Harry while I hand him a piece. He gets it with his mouth because his hands were busy with the X-Box controller and muffles out a thank you with his mouth filled with bacon. I pat him on the head and lean back against the arm of the sofa and put my petite legs on his lap. Since all i'm wearing is a tampered volleyball t-shirt and basketball shorts With the right undergarments of course, you think I'm nuts?!? Well, maybe. -___-
He doesn't seem to mind. I do this shit all the time anyways.
I take out my iPhone and start playing Temple Run when I realize something...
I HAVE TO PEEEEEEE!!!! >0<
I drop my phone on the sofa, slam my bacon on the coffee table, and sprint towards the bathroom and scream "HAZZA, WATCH MY BACON WHILE I PEE!"
Everybody in the house starts laughing as I barge into the bathroom. If you haven't noticed before, I ain't afraid to say shit. When I was done I looked at myself in the mirror. I... hate... bed head. v-v My normally luscious curls were tangled and frizzy. The eyeliner I've applied the day before has run half way down my cheeks. Jesus a raccoon looks better than you! Ehh put a cork in it. I washed my face and put it in a messy bun. The dip-dye I've done with my hair contrasts my ebony hair due to it's copper sheen. My eyes contrast my hair as well, as they were a lush, mint color that i've always been envied for.
Feeling satisfied, I skipped down the stairs and found the boys and Bella playing Truth or Dare. I love this game >:3. I kept on skipping back to my place next to Harry and swung my legs back up onto his lap. He laughed and we all started playing. After about two turns where Louis had to twerk on Niall for 2 minutes straight and Harry has to kiss his cat, Molly, for another 2 minutes. I suggested we invite my sister, Angel to come over and play with us. I started texting her right away.
"Angelllllllll."
"What is it?"
"You wanna come play Truth or Dare with Bella, the boys, and I.?"
"Shannon, I'm kind of in the middle of something..."
"Just bring Jamie with you. -__- "
"Okay!! :)"
Angel was lucky enough to be dating Jamie Campbell Bower. I've got to admit... he's pretty fucking hot. But I keep my distance, for Angel's sake. After five turns where Niall had to go outside and scream someone shot him, Liam had to lick Louis's feet, I had to tell Zayn he was sexy, Zayn told us who he'd date in this room, (It was Bella. xD), and Bella had to fart then scream "I CUT THE CHEESE!" Angel arrived.
I opened the door, screamed and hugged both Angel and her beau ;). After they came in we got a little bored with Truth or Dare and we watched a movie. Since it was Harry's turn to pick the movie, we are watching The Notebook. I glanced over at Angel and Jamie, Jamie was whispering something into Angel's ear and she scrunched up against him, trying hard not to laugh by the looks of it. D'awww
"What?" I hear her say and everybody's looking at me.. 0-0 I said that out loud didn't I?
"Yes you did." Jamie said. I let out an embarassed smile and put my feet up on the couch. After the movie. Bella had to go home so I hugged her goodbye and so did everybody else. Angel and Jamie ended up falling asleep all cuddled up on the sofa. Again, D'awww. After everything was silent I layed my head down on Harry's lap and started humming myself to sleep with Firefly by Ed Sheeran. Even though I don't like-like the boys, I love them, in a sort of sisterly way, ya know?
I feel Harry's rather large hand pull back my hair. I smile before I continue with my humming until I fall asleep.
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These Boys Drive Me Insane (One Direction FanFic)
FanfictionSometimes life with One Direction can be like a roller coaster. Really fun and extremely chaotic! This is the story of my life with these boys. And how much they can do until they drive me insane. "Harry get that off your head, you look like an idio...
