Tyler was 7 years old
He loved to play the kazoo
He had a professional edition kazoo that he played everyday
Every night he prayed to the Kazoo Kid, thanking him for the life he's been given
"Kazoo is love Kazoo is life"
But his dad didn't appreciate Tyler's love for the kazoo
Tyler thought he was jealous
His dad calls him a nerd
Tyler calls him a trumpetfag
His dad slaps him on the head and sends him to go to sleep
He's crying now, and his kazoo hurts.
Suddenly he feels a warmth in his kazoo area.
Its the Kazoo kid
He says "Zippity Zoo Now You A Kazoo"
He lifts Tyler with his weakass Kazoo hands, (impressive considering Tyler is 600 pounds) and puts Tyler on his hands and knees.
Tyler is ready.
Kazoo Kid penetrates his butthole.
It hurts but he does it for Kazoo Kid.
He roars a mighty Kazoo as he puts his sound inside him.
Tyler's dad walks in and is like "Dafuq"
Kazoo Kid says "Your my best friend"
Kazoo Kid flies out his window
Kazoo is love
Kazoo is life
