~In response to "I Can't Stand..."
Hello, I'm Dr. Shmellyballs and I would like to help.
PLEASE TAKE CAUTION ON #1!! IT'S IMPORTANT!!!!
1. Don't strangle anyone!
I'm probably sure you don't want to hurt anyone... Like physical. Right?
2. Stay calm
You need to stay calm in situations like these. Don't let him get to you.
3. Try to ignore
If you try to ignore his little "butt kissing" ways, then it won't affect you the way it does.
4. Stay away from him
Now listen to this. When I mean stay away, I don't mean don't hang with him or not talk to him like he isn't your brother. Just don't mess with him when you know thing aren't going to go very well and you end up getting in trouble.
5. Breathe
When you feel like you're ready to "strangle" your brother, just breathe, close your eyes, try to think of a happy place, and walk away. Everything will go smoothly.
Thank you and goodbye!
-Dr. Shmellyballs>*<
A/N- I felt like this one was based on me and my brother because my brother is just like that and it makes me angry when he does that, but sometimes I just have to accept it and ignore because getting angry doesn't help the situation. I hope this one helps you because it's starting to help me. Thanks!
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