Life has been hard for a thief. Especially when your not older and are in a gang. Hi my name is Doug and this is about our great, humongous, grande(spelled graand) heist. Okay. I live in a small apartment with my brothers. Here are my brothers eldest to youngest: Elliot,Rob,Randy,Finn,me,and Little Sammy. So our parents were robbers too. They robbed a lot of museum items and returned them to the cops.They got huge amounts of money. Well until they were caught by Officer Petey. Officer Petey suspended them from our beloved city of Philadelphia. Well now where's the brotherly love, Phil?!!! Anyways, after they were suspended by the city, we never saw them again. So now Elliot is pretty much taking the role of dad. He told us to go to school while him and Rob stay home trying to get a job. ( Or what me, Randy,Finn, and Little Sammy call playing Black ops 3) So anyways its my first day at school in 5th grade and kids are already bullying me! I am already sick and tired of school and its only been a few minutes! How can I survive throughout the entire school year NOW?! Anyways, these kids Alex and Geo are really ticking me off. "Oh look, its The Traitor's son!", said Alex. Thank you, Mom and Dad, I thought. So the teacher is calling my name for attendance, and the entire class and gasps, fake vomits, spits, and boos. Like what up people? Get over it! It's been 5 years! Okay. So I was going home after a terrible, bad, never again, day of school, I went home. Well guess what? Same thing happened to my brothers! We told Elliot, who by the way, got a job at Pizza hut, about it. ''We are sick and tired of living as a normal, boring, human!'', said Randy. Little Sammy started to play with his teddy bear, Jeff the poltergeist. Rob walked in. He was crunching on his Doritos. I ran and took some. Rob ran after me. ''Give them back, you little squid''!,he screamed. Soon Randy and Elliot were fighting about buying new Curry 2s. Finn ran and hogged the TV to watch Teen Titans Go!Soon the entire family was fighting.
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The Great, Humongous, Grande Heist
ActionDoug and his brothers are downright robbers. They were robbing since they were 3. But when their local museum buys a costly, gold, Kronos block, they must sacrifice themselves for this item. But with Officer Petey on their tail, nothing is possible...
