Dating disaster

Hi, my names Danielle. I'm here to share my awful story and to give you some advice of the do's and so don't on dating. But before I make your dating life somewhat better, I must share to you my story. That's right you have to hear my side of the Bargain then you get yours. Not that you even want it... But oh well, I'm getting off track. Here we go....

It all started on a... Saturday. I had no plans, as usual. I was quite a loner when it came to actually talking to other people. But that all changed when my laptop rang. "DING!" I heard, startled I fell out of bed. It was noon. Before you say anything I know this is sad. It was from this strange dating website. "What the..." Then I remembered that I had asked this guy out on a date using that website. What was it you ask? Christian Mingle. I must have been so drunk because under no circumstances was I ever Christian. Or wanted to mingle. Ever.

Before I glumly closed my laptop I read a message that said yes. I almost passed out when I looked up his account. He was attractive, and a person! Now I know probably some stalker who is going to shove me in a van kidnap me and kill me. But I was just that desperate, so I said yes back. We were going to meet at Outback. His response, "pick you up at 6." I closed my laptop screaming in joy.

Now you're thinking "Oh this is going fine," right? WRONG. I had never even talked to a guy before. I've talked to myself? Gosh I need to get out more. I needed help, I needed a dress. So I went out, first time in 2 years. Next thing I know I'm surrounded by beautiful dresses! But then I look in the mirror and see a gross animal standing in the middle of it. It was me. But it didn't take that long; in and out got this fluffy pink dress with ringtones shoes. Now you think "Eew" we'll it was 200$ ok! When your as pathetic as me that's expensive.

Tonight was the night. I heard a horn honk. I ran downstairs. Dropped my bag....and started screaming!

Now you will get the second part soon but now your part, the tips:

1. Don't buy a cheap ugly dress.

2. Don't get drunk and go on a dating website.

3. Make sure you've actually talked to a guy before you go on a date.

4. Meet the guy in person, not on a website.

5. At least make sure the guy is who he seems.

6. Basically do the opposite of everything I've done.

7. Cause in the second part, I'm in deep trouble.