*Asking to go to the bathroom during class*
-In your head-
Me: *walks up to teacher* "May I please go to the bathroom?"
Teacher: "Nope. You should've gone during break."
Me: *stares at teacher as though they're mental*
Teacher: "Please return to-"
Me: *cuts her off* "THE FUCK do you mean I should've gone during break?! You fucking teachers give four FUCKING minutes to go from one class to another, and you guys expect us to take a fucking piss as well? And the stupid fucking thing about it is, that if we're fucking late, whether we were at the bathroom or not, you still give us these dumb as fuck detentions! So if you're going to FUCKING say, 'oh, you dumb shit, you should've gone to our shit bathrooms', then I'll just fucking stand here and shit myself! Let's see how you fucking like that, you dumb bitch!"
Teacher: "Please return to-"
Me: "GODDAMNIT!!!"
-Reality-
Me: *walks up to teacher, waits for them to acknowledge you* "May I please go to the bathroom?"
Teacher: "Is it an emergency?"
Me: "No.."
Teacher: "Then you should have gone during break."
Me: *groans, but walks away*
Teacher: "Fucking bitches."
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Why School is Dumb
RandomThe book isn't about school (most of the time), but it's about school rules, teacher, and some kinds of students.
