"Ogres Have Feelings Too"

Ogre Love

Once upon a time, there lived an ogre named Erlisjah. She liked to call herself "Ja" because she thought it was cool. In the nearby village, there was a hairy baby dude called Zacho, who liked to be called "Cha". He had a big fetish for hairy toes and his Ogre-Gram was full of pictures he had taken throughout the years of random villagers toes.

One fine day, Cha was walking through the forest when he accidentally stubbed his toe on a mushroom. "Oh my!!! My hairy toe!!! Did my beautiful hairy toenail break?!?" he shrieked.

"I'll save you!!!" Ja swung from the beached of the Sparkly Pink Tree. But she overshot and whacked herself, getting stuck on a cactus with a thousand cuts and prickly splinters on her body.

Because it was dark and they had no idea what to do to get out of the forest, Ja and Cha had to cook grubs over the nice warm fire, where the grubs became nice and crispy.

"Yumz!!!" Ja cried, grabbing the grubs in her hands while Cha was grabbing the grubs with his toes. Inevitably, Ja finished the food before Cha could even get one bite.

Cha became very thirsty and didn't know where to get water. Ja took a coconut, drank the juice and then peed in it. Her pee was purple and she gave it to Cha, saying that it was the best grape juice in the world. Cha quickly drank all of it and slowly a bump started growing in his belly!!! He had become pregnant after drinking Ja's pee grape juice and not with one baby but with twins!!! He soon fell in love with Ja's hairy feet and kissed it and licked it all day long.

They had cute hair man babies and watched the sunset go down. And that was how Jay Chou and Sanja's parents met.