A nootmas Christmas :
"Thomas, I am so excited for skiing" Noot exclaimed, while profoundly exclaiming his love for the frothy snow.
"Yes Noot. I am excited to ski"
In the resort:
The lavish ski resort glistened in rich high mountain. Noot and Thomas trotted down the labyrinth of never ending hallways.
"Our room is here Noot" said Thomas, while pulling out an old key.
The hauntings
"Noot, I feel funny" said thom who was expelling true fear.
"Don't be scared Thomas I am here I am Noot"
"You are not Noot" yelled Thomas.
Thomas looked at Noot with raging eyes, the desolate look in their faces seeped out.
"Thomas, I am Noot"
Thomas ripped off noots face, which was in fact his real face.
Noot died in the hospital 3 days later. But after a while he came back to life and they lived happily ever after.
The end
Nootmas pt two
It was shiny, Noot and tomato were sitting by the fire, the bright shine like an iridium flare.
Tomato" why do you look like you just had your face ripped off" said Noot
"Because you ripped my face off you poopoo head"
They walked outside and saw a frightened little man.
The man on walker st.
The man on walker street lived content, little social life and no happiness, until he met thomato.
That man named is Noot.
"I luv u booboo thomato, let's play in the snow" they walked outside into the snow and had a sexy dance.
"Oooo thomas look at my booty"
"My booty is cold hunny pootme by da fire "
The fire incident.
The fire was bright near Thomas ass. "Mmmm warrm"
Thomas ass caught FIRE and he flailed around. "Dr wenie a dr!!!"
40 years later
"Let's go back to the ski resort, rememeber when my ass was on fire. Oh my booty hurt bad booboo"
"Hopefully the baby is ok" said Thomas.
Noot is pregnant with a baby. But baby has been in there for 20 years, the baby could be food.
"We could give birth to an taco" -Noot
I want to name him Severus Sweeper in the mountain.
The baby birth
Out came the baby, and he was a girl. His name was Lucy.
"Our baby is so cute"
"He is such a cute baby, our baby girl Lisa"
How does one man create a baby you may ask. Lila came out of noots burt booty.
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nootmas christmas
Fanfictionin this intriguing novel about two characters has won many awards, including the shit award in the shit book category truely inspiring - Peter blue cloud It's just about Noot and Thomato and adventures
