I Love You, I Guess || Tristan Evans

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Tris: how did the test go, smartass? 

You: aced it, dumbass. thanks for asking. 

Tris: cool. glad to hear it. 

Tris: so, why were you in such a bad mood the last time i talked to you? I let you cool off for two days. Apparently that's customary

Tris: at least that's what con says 

You: i don't want to talk about it 

Tris: okay not pushing you 

You: who the fuck is Con? you have a relationship advisor?

 Tris: he's one of my best friends and we're not in a relationship 

You: i meant relationship as in any type of relation you might have with another person. don't flatter yourself

You: one of, eh? you have more? 

Tris: yes. of course i have friends. what did you think? 

You: idk in my head you were friendless and sitting alone messaging some random person you've never met before all the time 

Tris: wow harsh nora 

Tris: i could have had the same picture of you as well you know 

You: i know. I never said you couldn't have

You: but appearances lie, Tris. 

Tris: i have a feeling that had a deeper meaning than you let on 

You: ...

Tris: do you want to talk about it? 

You: no

Tris: okay

Tris: do you have a twitter account? 

You: yeah 

You: @noranotoriousbeauty

You: you? 

Tris: wow modest much?

Tris: @tris_evans_01

Tris: i thought we could talk on there for a while. as much as i love texting my bill is going through the roof 

You: you don't have free texts? Awwwwwwww, you were using credit just for me. that's very sweet 

Tris: i'm not sure how genuine that is but i'll take it

@tris_evans_01 followed @noranotoriousbeauty

@noranotoriousbeauty followed @tris_evans_01

@tris_evans_01: so how are you? 

@noranotoriousbeauty: bitchen

@tris_evans_01: seriously? -_-

@noranotoriousbeauty: stupid answer for a stupid question 

@noranotoriousbeauty: be more creative

@tris_evans_01: okay fine 

@tris_evans_01: tell me about what's been bothering you 

@noranotoriousbeauty: you tell me why your girlfriend broke up with you 

@tris_evans_01: and then you'll tell me what's been bothering you? 

@noranotoriousbeauty: yes 

@tris_evans_01: okay 

@noranotoriousbeauty: okay? 

@tris_evans_01: okay. 

@noranotoriousbeauty: oh no you are not starting this shit with me 

@tris_evans_01: okay

@noranotoriousbeauty: stahp 

@tris_evans_01: no that was a genuine okay 

@noranotoriousbeauty: oh okay 

@noranotoriousbeauty: jesus christ

@noranotoriousbeauty: i did it too

@tris_evans_01: so, it's a deal then?

@noranotoriousbeauty: what's a deal? 

@tris_evans_01: oh haha very funny

@tris_evans_01: tell me what's been bothering you 

@noranotoriousbeauty: no 

@tris_evans_01: that's not fair we made a deal 

@noranotoriousbeauty: i'm ignoring the deal. change the subject

@tris_evans_01: okay fine 

@tris_evans_01: you're really pretty 

@noranotoriousbeauty: thank you? ummm

@noranotoriousbeauty: how do you even know what i look like? 

@tris_evans_01: your twitter avatar, genius

@noranotoriousbeauty: oh

@noranotoriousbeauty: right

@noranotoriousbeauty: thank you

@tris_evans_01: you're welcome 

@noranotoriousbeauty: ...

@noranotoriousbeauty: you're hot 

@tris_evans_01: do you seriously think that or did you just say it because it was kind of awkward?

@tris_evans_01: there was a pause. there was a definite pause. 

@noranotoriousbeauty: geez what are you a girl

@noranotoriousbeauty: for the record i really do think that and the pause was me going through your pictures

@tris_evans_01: oh 

@tris_evans_01: thanks i guess 

@noranotoriousbeauty: you can do more than guess, Evans. i just called you hot. 

@tris_evans_01: thank you so much oh you wonderful human i adore you and i kiss the ground that you walk on 

@tris_evans_01: that better?

@noranotoriousbeauty: yes xD

@noranotoriousbeauty: okay mate i gotta go bye 

@tris_evans_01: talk to you later