The Night Before They Had No Doubt About The New Year

Chapter 1 The Other Man In The Lobby

I was working on a new device called the police detector 9000. what it does is looks for a cop or anything that has to do with cop's. The first thing I heard about making things Is be careful but how am I supposed to be careful when everyone is after me and my invention. even the cop's are after the invention or maybe it is just me they're after. I wish it would just stop but it won't. wait a minute who's coming in to the lobby? "Hi my name is...." I cut him off and said "sh there is a crowd of people who are wanting to kill me." "Oh so your that lazy coward that killed the mean old man when he wasn't looking." "Yes why?" "Because I'm the man that you killed." "What the fuck I never thought about it that way you could have been sent to the killed men school for skulls." Well I'm lucky I didn't." I could not believe that they didn't take him to the killed men school for skulls. What do I do now? I am not going to be able to live through him not going to the killed men school for skulls. Please help me I need to live. "Can you take me to the next Attic?" I said. "Well you are a hillbilly you little man cowardly pussy. Okay fine let's go." "Thank you, you won't regret this. But he will." "No he won't we will." "Why?" "Because they just broke through." "Oh shit." "Oh shit is right." "Run or you'll die." "What the fuck." "Hey dude it's not me it's the cop tapping you on the head and shoulders." "OK well don't we have to get to the next Attic." "Yes but first we have to fight these guys." "OK but how?" "By my deadly power's and your killing skills." "OK here it goes get out my knife and now." "Your doing it just keep it up." "OK I'm killing them I just have to kill the final one and we need to work together." "Okay well let's combine my power's with your weapons and we'll be able to bring him down." "OK now do it." "Here it goes now hit him." "One, two, three strike of deathly hollows." "Yes we did it now let's take you to the next Attic." "OK but I'm sorry for killing you I was just scared but now that you had helped me I'll share the treasure with you." "It's OK and thank-you I appreciate it.