'Life's a ruse. It is utterly useless for it is a delusion and a lie. They say that your high school life is going to be the climax of your life but, it's also the time when you become that pre-constructed mold you've created since being a kid. Nonetheless, there are some who fail to accept the harsh reality and brake their molds. The are also some so naïve enough to dream high but in the end, they'll have to compromise for their childhood ambitions.
So therefore I conclude, that all those who fail to accept reality and swallow their pride, they must all DIE AND ROT IN HELL.'
"Okaaaay..." said a 23 year-old man with black hair and blue eyes; he wore a pair of circular eyeglasses with a black frame, talking to the younger 16 year-old girl standing in front of him that had dark brown hair that can be mistaken as black with dark navy blue dead fish eyes.
"It's my essay about my views in life, society and humanity Sensei-nii." said the girl staring to the man seated in front of her, which in turn stared back at her.
"K-kousuke-kun..." adressed the man to the girl now named as Kousuke, as he straightend himself in his seat, precariously staring at the paper that he was holding. "Yes, Honoo nii-san?" she replied, her somewhat low voice made the male, now named Honoo, sigh. "You know... I could lose my job here. I-I don't think the principal will like this, do it again at home sis." he said, his voice had an accent of that of a man that was from England. "Stop with the British accent, man." Kousuke bluntly replied. "Stop that, you'll really make them think that we are dating and I'm a pedophile... I'm not Jin." Honoo retorted silently, giving Kousuke a sign that they will take this outside. Kousuke sighed and went to the door to mark her leave.
It was already after school so Kousuke was free to roam the place but instead of finding peace and quiet around the halls, she saw a blonde man with green eyes and glasses that have a black frame; wearing a shirt that says 'King' underneath a white button-up polo being surrounded by swooning girls. Wait, WHAT?!
"Hey, hey, are you a new transfer student?" "Hey can we hang out sometime?" "Ne, what class are you from?" "Are you from a gang is that why your hair is yellow?" "Are you our new senpai?!" were some of the words that Kousuke heard while she was observing the girls but, one thing's for sure though, those girls are pretty attracted to that blonde.
After finally getting pestered about the girls, Kousuke decieded to make her move; she was about to open her mouth when someone pat her on the shoulder and it was none other than, New Teacher, Honoo Hiroyama A.K.A Kousuke's 2nd older brother.
"Yo, Jinny-kun~" greeted Honoo to the guy at the center of a whirlpool of girls. The girls stopped and stared at Honoo and since he was holding Kousuke by the shoulder, the gently squeezed her shoulders to tell her to explain to them... EVERYTHING.
"Why is the world so cruel to me?! Why today?!" Kousuke thought while she was mentally rolling and flaliling around. She gulped and said, "Hey guys... Um... These two are my older brothers... 2nd and 3rd older brothers... So... So yeah. Uh... Jin's not a new student here.. He's a... Um... What do you call it? Ah! He's an alumni in this school... He graduated here 4 years ago... He just came for a visit so yeah. So, c-can you please umm... Move? Uh... Please?" she sheepishly said as the girls moved to make way for the two siblings. Things like "Are they really siblings?" "No, that can't be true! None of them look like her." "Yeah, you're right, they don't have dead fish eyes!!" "Maybe she's adopted..." Okay. That last sentence ticked her off so badly that she wants to use her abilities to rip that girl apart.
Jin stared at Kousuke and laughed hard, almost as if he had gone insane. At that point, Kousuke wondered if she can kick his balls now.
"And so, my weird romantic comedy with my weird family that is as worse than I expected has began once more."
#1: And thus, her story begins anew
A/N: The video up there is actually what I prefer to listen to after I read this. Kinda like the ending song. This chapter has no opening song though. Maybe next chapter I use the opening. See ya, Danchou out!
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Yep I knew it, My Weird RomCom Family is as Worst than I Expected
Random"Welcome to the Hiroyama family, where everyone's view about siblings come crashing down" That was what 16 year-old Kousuke Hiroyama says whenever her friends visit her house. Well, that's just really the half-baked truth though. See what its like...
