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Raivis and his glass of water were uh... something special. Very special. Ivan, Toris, and Eduard weren't really creeped out, they were more worried actually. Surprisingly Ivan was the most worried out of them all. Toris was pretty eaahhh and kk about this and Eduard was like you do you. He's witnessed this before with Raivis, but with a plushie of a dog. It was kinda like a phase some fangirls would go through, one minute they like one character (and want to fuck them •-•) then the next minute it's a different one. An example would be the author of this questionable content that you're probably enjoying. Or not... but anyways Raivis would not and I repeat would not drink his waifu. If he was going somewhere he'd put the water in a Styrofoam cup or tumblr mug and bring it with him. He was quite protective over the water too, if someone would get near him and the water or the water in general he would literally hiss and start a fight to protect his waifu from any "danger".

Ivan would put an end to this today. All of this. No he wasn't going to scare the smol into giving him the water, he was going to just tip the water over when Raivis is sleeping, if his liquid lover wasn't in a sippy cup.

Well would you look at that, it's night time. Ivan is in Raivis' closet and Latvia is sleeping with the water in a sippy cup. Great. New plan for Ivan that he just thought of.

He came out of the cloest {( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)} super quiet and stealthy like and bullshit like that. He picked up the sippy, twisted the lid off, and poured the water on the cinnamon roll. Oh God... the cinnamon roll... no... nO... NOOOOOOOO

"RAAAAAAWWWHHHHHHHHHHH" Raivis jumped up clawing Ivan's face, and started screeching like a pterodactyl "WHATHAPPENEDYOMYLIQUIDLOVERWEWEREGOINGTOHAVECHILDRENTOGETHERRRRRRAAAAAAAWWWHHHHHHHHH"

"SCREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE" Ivan started screeing and shit. He sharted too. "RAIVIS SSSTTTTTAAAHHHHHHPPPPPP THIS IS WORSE THAN BELARUS AND UKRAINE ON THEIR PERRIIIOOOODDDDD"

Raivis just stopped clawing and stared at Ivan "Wtf Ivan no ew no if I get that pissed off then no just no ew" looks like he's finished being a psycho.

THE END

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