Chapter 94

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Leo Valdez posted a photo to the album: I FOUND YOU GUYS AS OLDER PEOPLE!!!!!!!! -with Grover Underwood

-COMMENTS-

Grover Underwood:  he isn't hairy enough

Juniper: Where did you find this?

Leo Valdez: Deviantart

Grover Underwood: Well maybe someday this guy could look as good as me

Juniper: Yeah keep telling yourself that Grover

Percy Jackson: Oh, cool pic of Grover

Annabeth Chase: Percy that's a painting

Percy Jackson: Okay: Oh, cool *painting of Grover

Grover Underwood: THAT'S NOT ME!

Percy Jackson: Oh, well maybe you should aim to look more like him then

Grover Underwood: Dude!

Percy Jackson: Kidding! Just kidding dude! LOL XD

Grover Underwood: Not cool -_-

Reyna updated her status~

I would like to know where the Pluto MY ENTIRE CAMP IS!!!!!!!!!!

-comments-

Percy Jackson: Well, Octavian is still there actually...

Octavian: They wouldn't let me go...

Jason Grace: Because you're a big Jerk Octavian!

 Octavian: :P *rasberry*

Jason Grace: *shoots the bird*

Reyna: ENOUGH! I would like my camp back, and by that I mean GET ALL YOUR PODEXS' BACK HERE BEFORE I COME AND KICK THEM BACK HERE!

Hazel Levesque: Reyna...we would if we could...but we can't...

Nico Di Angelo: SO THEY SHAN'T! ahahhhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha I made a funny :3

Reyna: Thalia, you're sure he isn't mentally challenged?

Thalia Grace: Nope.

Nico Di Angelo: HEY!

Reyna: Hazel, why are you unable to return, you got there somehow did you not?

Hazel Levesque: We can't because Nico was the one getting us all here and he is in the infermary...right now because he used up to much of his power...so now he's tired...

Reyna: *twitch* alright. Then use the Argo II and get back here.

Percy Jackson: The what?

Reyna: Then use the helicopter to get back here, that's what I said Percy. I swear sometimes you're a nitwit

Leo Valdez: It's at YOUR camp so you have to come over here.

Reyna: Nope not gonna happen. When Nico is better have him bring everyone home.

Leo Valdez: OK but you're gonna miss an awesome party!!!!!!!!!!

Leo Valdez updated his status~

Ok so after observation of the camp and it's history this is what I've gotten:

Zeus to Thalia: Okay I guess you can live

Athena to Annabeth: You have failed me

Hermes to Luke:

Hades to Nico: I liked your sister(s) better

Posideon to Percy: YOOO MAH MAIN MAN HOW IS THE WHOLE SAVING THE WORLD THING HAPPY BIRTHDAY DUDE OH BTW SERIOUS STUFF IS ABOUT TO GO DOWN SO BRACE YOURSELF HAHAHAHA OK TTYL BYEEEEEEE

-comments-

Thalia Grace: Yep bout right on the button.

Zeus: I didn't act like that! I'm nicer than that! HOW DARE YOU SAY IM MEAN HEAPHESTUS SCUM!

Annabeth Chase: yup...that's exactly true...

Athena: It's because of that peice of Poseidon trash that you hang around!

Hermes: *sits in corrner and weeps*

Hades: Nico I don't like your sister more than you! I swear!

Nico Di Angelo: Yeah dad...I belive you...

Poseidon: OHHHHH WHO'S THE BEST PARENT NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WHOO WHOO WHOO WHOO!

Percy Jackson: ....really dad?

Poseidon: YEAH MAN!!!!!!!!!!!! I'M AWESOME! AND COOL AND EPIC AND THE BEST!!!!!!!

Athena: Don't forget humble.

Poseidon: OH shut up Athena! You have wonderfully smart children and you treat them like yesterday's dog poop! Love your children! Be nice to them and don't be yesterday's dog poop!

Leo Valdez: ....I like my dad....

Heaphestus: Yeah I'm not weird and over bearing like Poseidon but I don't ignore you like Hermes, Zeus, and Hades and I'm not a total freazoid like Athena!

Athena: What did you just call me?!

Heaphestus: Oh sorry sis, I forgot over bearing insanly high expectations and just plane nuts-o

Nico di Angelo updated his status~

That awkward moment when you realize that Piper's mom is cheating on Leo's dad with Frank's dad...

-comments-

Leo Valdez: That awkward moment when you realize that Nico's dad kidnapped Katie's half sister, maried her and that he only got to do it because Jason and Thalia's dad said it would be okay and Percy's dad was just like "Derp..."

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