Accidental Bump

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^Haven't watched this since forever😂😟

Sqaishey POV:

"Hello! And welcome to a new vlog." Says Stampy into the vlogging camera. It's Friday now, and we have to go for all the rehearsals.

"I am joined by... SQAISHEY!" I jump into view to where the camera can see me. "Hiiii!!!" Now the trip to the lobby.

"So, how much do you want me and Dan to get along?" Oh my lord, I can't believe he is really asking me this. I already told him yesterday.

"If it's the last thing I do, so be it."

That's right, this duck has a sassy side. Goes from yellow to red in a flash. "What do you have against Dan that makes you hate him so badly?"

"I know what he's really like. If everyone knew, he would have no child subscribers or viewers. Trust me, you don't want him in your pants."

In my pants? "What do you mean in my pa-" He cut me off when we got to the lobby. "We're at the lobby." Of course dummy I was just thinking about that.

We walk into the convention, and there are YouTubers galore. I see Lee, which I'm not very happy about. Lily was no where to be seen, and Squid was in a corner.

He comes up to us and says, "Stamps, have you seen Nicole? When I woke up, she wasn't there." We both shake our head.

"Maybe she went to the shops or something?" That suggestion wasn't really good. Knowing Nicole, she would have at least left a not saying where she was.

"Alright, let's just get this over with." After he said that, Squid seemed upset. Stampy just pulled out his vlogging camera. He started to show the whole arena until someone showed up.

He had to stop recording, obviously. "Okay, Imma take role." The person speaking said. "Captain Sparkles?"

Hand raised.

"SkydoesMinecraft?"

Hand raise.

"The Diamond Minecart?"

Hand raise.

"Damn it, he's here." Stampy complains. "Stampy, stop it." The announcer kept saying names while Stampy and I were fighting.

"Stampylonghead?"

Hand raise.

"iBallisticSquid?"

Hand raise.

"AmyLee33?"

Hand raise.

"And finally... SqaisheyQuack?"

I rose my hand up. Why did they make me last? And why did they put Amy before me? Amy is not better than me. The only reason she has more subscribers is because she's been around longer than me.

"I'm going to go find Squid." I leave and look around for where our slippery friend may be. As I keep walking, I bump into something.

Correction, someone.

This is going to be embarrassing. If it's someone like VikkStar, then that will be awkward. They have so many more subscribers that me.

"Sorry!" I try to walk off very fast. "Hold up Sqaishey." I raise my head and realize that it was Dan. I got so lucky it was him and not someone else.

"Oh hey. Didn't realize it was you." I probably sounded like so much of a retard but who the hell cares? It's Minecon and we play video games for a living.

It can't get any more stupider than that. Or at least in the human race of ducks it can't. Woah, I made that more dramatic than it needed to be.

"Sqaishey, wanna go get some tea?"

Just saying, next chappie will have lots of fighting.

-Noemi💔

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