"Did I say I've been reading a lot of puns?"
"I'm regretting not bringing my computer."
"haHAHA HA HAAA"
"BAAABY ARMs"
"To fancy to get to my pURSE"
"//incoherent giggling//"
"Negative fiVE is the color."
"Can we turn on the teLEvisION?"
"I can mOVE it!! I'm cool1!1!1 I'm cOOL?! Am I not?!!"
"No plS"
"PLS--yES. Success!1!1!1"
"SmILe"
"What a crIME"
"Where's my waTER boTTLE?"
"Water??"
"Exactly"
"hELLO BEATLE"
"Minecraft; Minecraft."
"You're a foot."
"nO. No not the knIVES."