Chalupa Man

My Home is Rome

Diego and Kim were in the middle of their 30th match of tic tac toe and Iggy was rocking back and forth in the corner of the room when a big, pink car burst through the wall.

"Get in!" Shouted the driver.

Diego and Kim rushed into the car without questioning anything. Diego was in the passenger seat and Kim was in the back seat.

Suddenly Taylor burst into the room.

"What the diddly darn heck is goin' on here, y'all?!" She yelled.

The driver quickly locked all the doors as Iggy made her way to the car.

Iggy knocked on the back window.

"Badger badger?"

The driver rolled the window down a little.

"There's no room for you."

Iggy pointed at the empty seat in the back.

"Pitchfork point!"

The driver stared at her, then quickly drove off. Iggy dropped to the floor crying because she had been betrayed even though she could have ran out the hole the car made.

Taylor slowly walked up to her and kneeled next to her.

"See? They aren't your true friends" Iggy looked up at her. "I would never betray you like that."

"When I win?" Asked Iggy.

"Exactly." Taylor replied, "Join me and you will always win."

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"Who are you?" Diego asked turning to the driver.

"My name is Onika, you can call me Nicki."

"Nicki, huh?" Kim questioned

"Some call me Roman."

"Where are we going?" Diego asked.

Onika, er Nicki... Roman didn't answer. She just kept staring ahead at the road with a blank expression on her face.

"O.M.G. you are like so rude!" Kim exclaimed.

Diego didn't pry. He looked out the window and began to take in the soft music playing on the radio.

"What song is this?" Diego asked as they pulled up to a red light.

Nicki turned to Diego. "Pillowtalk" she replied while turning up the radio "by Zayn."

Zayn's angelic voice began to fill the car drowning out any questions Diego still had. He didn't even notice the car had started moving again. Where has Zayn been his whole life?

Before Diego knew it, they had already reached their destination. Kim and Onika we're standing outside of the car staring at Diego. Diego stumbled out of the car and mumbled an apology.

Roman led them into a building. Diego and Kim began looking around. There were tall beige walls adorned with various paintings. In the center of the room there was a black leather couch with a flat screen TV hanging on the wall in front of it. 

Nicki led them into the next room. There were two bunk beds in the room. Each on opposite sides.

Onika walked up to the one on the left side of the room. "This is for you guys" she said while motioning at the beds.

"Who like sleeps on the other bed?" Kim questioned, a curious look creeping onto her face.

"Me and Ri-Ri."

And as if on cue another woman walks into the room.

"Oh na na, what's my name?" She said "Rihanna...my name is Rihanna."

Roman continued her tour of the house, and Ri tagged along. She went over ground rules and other important information.

"Welcome to your new home." She finished.

Now they could get down to business.