The Life Of A Breadstick

Chapter 7

Carb was sad.

2 months later and he's still suffering from heartbreak.

All he ate for meals were bacon and ice cream.

He was up in his room, tinkering around on his guitar when he heard a knock at the door.

"Would ya look at that. At least someone in this house has manners."

He opened the door to reveal Kerchief lookin sexy af leaning against the door frame. "Hey, Carb. I haven't seen you since our band practice like forever ago. Are you-" he stopped talking and his eyes widened.

"What is this?" He motioned over Carb's shoulder. Carb twisted around to see what he was referring to.

The wall was painted pink and on it were screens. Lots of screens. Some were black and on some you could see the inside of different rooms in a house. And it wasn't Carb's house.

"Carb, who are you stalking now?" Kerchief sighed. "Wait. Is that...my ROOM? Carb! How did you get a camera in there!?"

"Well... Its also Kitty and Muffy's rooms too..." Carb faked a smile.

"You're so creepy. Oh my gosh. I don't even know why Im friends with you." Kerchief shook his head many times.

"Ok Im sorry. Theres just this girl that I've liked and I went on a date with her and Kitty was there and he stole her from me! I need to know what he's got that I don't!" Carb yelled, frustrated.

"Well, for starters, he's muscular, has luscious hair, everything you're not." Kerchief listed. "He knows how to speak english, something you struggle with a lot."

"Wut. You a garbanzo bean."

"My point exactly. Maybe you need a tutor in english. I think I could set you up."

"I dont need an english tutor!! I need advice on the female species of bread." Carb screamed.

"Oh then why didn't you just ask? I know a lot about that. Bow tie and I are still going strong." Kerchief explained.

"Rub it in my face why don't ya" Carb put on a resting bitch face.

Their conversation ended when they saw movement on the screens. Kitty and Muffy together in his room.

"I CANT WATCH! DO YOU KNOW WHAT HAPPENS EVERY TIME THEY'RE TOGETHER? THEY DON'T PLAY CHECKERS!" Carb covered his eyes and cried.

"Would you relax, this is hilarious! She slapped him!" Kerchief let out a big cackle.

Carb peeked out from behind his fingers. Then he took his hands down.

"Bout damn time!" Carb said.

"Carb, that was a no no word!" Kerchief yelled and hit Carb on the side of his head.

"OWWW KERCHIEF WHY DID YOU HIT ME YOU BIG BULLY!" Carb started crying again.

Kerchief groaned. Suddenly Butter Ball came into the room and knocked over a book on the low shelf. Then the screens were covered up with a big picture frame of Carb and his family.

"Good boy Butty Boo!!" Carb cooed and pat his puppy on the head.

Queen Loaf came into the room to see what Carb and his friend were doing. You know just checking to make sure they're not doing anything illegal or whatever. Then she left.

"You trained your dog to cover the tv's up!?" Kerchief looked impressed.

"Yup. Who knows what mom would do if she found out I had those." Carb shivered.

"You're so weird. That's why you're single, Carb. There's no helping you." Kerchief was back to looking creeped out.

"I am not. Im limited edition." Carb crossed his arms. "Get out. You are not worthy of being in the Lair of Yeast."

"What ever dude. Ill find that camera in my room and I'll crush it with a fricken hammer." Kerchief stormed out of the room.

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El fin of le chapter