Me: *banging on a frying pan* (get them dirty thoughts out of your mind) WAKE UP THE NEWS IS ON!!!
Foxy: * peeks out of curtain with 5 nude girls in his arms* AYY IM ALREADY UP!!
Me: wtf
Bonnie: what time is it?
Freddy: it's deez nuts O clock
Chica: * high fives Freddy* HA GOT EM
Me: o_O wtf have I created
Bill Cipher: (don't ask) SUP BREHS!
Goldy: *does a weird complicated fist bump that involved taking off there shirts* SUP
Me: turns on tv
Weather reporter: The weather for cast for today is some heavy rain of DANK MEMES!!
Bill Cipher: makes Doritos and Mr. Dew apear out of no where
Bonnie: gets the weed
Me: uses my John Cena powers incorrectly
And we all died
THE END.
