"mathew"

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Me: what

Me: lol sorry dude WRONG NUMBER

Wrong Number Guy: like those are not my panties obviously!!!!!

Me: I'm sorry maybe I didn't make it clear enough

Me: go tf away

Wrong Number Dude: WOAH THERE MUCHACHO WRONG NUMBER

Wrong Number Dude: IM GOING TO HAVE TO ESCORT YOU OUT OF MY CONTACTS

Me: good bye

Wrong Number Dude: hey hey hey

Me: listen I have a boyfriend and be isn't afraid to kick yo ass

Wrong Number Dude: awwwwww I ship it

Wrong Number Dude: what's you guy's names huh

Wrong Number Dude: I'm Mathew :)

Me: it's Noelle and he's Louis

Me: now go away

Mathew is Stupid: so it's... Nouis huh

Me: ITS LOELLE

Mathew is Stupid: hey whatever you say

Me: FEEL MY WRATH

Mathew is Stupid: wut

[Louis has entered the conversation]

Louis: hey babe

Mathew is Stupid: hey babeeeee

Louis: who tf

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