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Hey what happened to the cat at the vet that had been killed because her neck had gotten broken, by somebody hugging her too hard...............nothing because nobody would hug a cat.


what happened when the shy boy went up to the hot girl and said hey...............nothing she heard him and laughed and walked away. 


Hey what did the cat say to the female dog..............Hey bitch!!!



what happened when the dude went to have surgery at the doctor......he woke up while they were doing the procedure and he died.




YO MAMA JOKES 

YO mama so fat she eats a lot.

YO mama so stupid she sold her car for gas money.

YO mama so stupid she puts a piece of paper on the tv and calls it pay-per-view.

YO mama so hairy she looks like chewbacca.

YO mama so stupid she tried to commit suicide off the sidewalk.



ALL I HAVE GUYS MORE LATER LIKE AND KEEP VIEWING.





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