Babo's POV
I went up to 5adeeja my boyfriend, he is so so so so so ugly! Bs I love him he is my sugar bun.
" Oh 5adeeja, I have something to tell you "
" Whats wrong babo? " replied 5adeeja
" I am pregnant " said babo
" With what? " said 5adeeja surprised
" With a baby it9adig?!!?! " screamed babo
" WE'RE HAVING A POTATO MY LOVE!! " Cried babo
" CLIMB ONBOARD WE'LL GO SLOW IN HIGH TEMPO " Sang 5adeeja
" OH HABIBI BABY MY SUGAR PLUM I LOVE THIS SONG BUT YOUR VOICE SOUNDS LIKE DOG SHIT PLEASE SHUT UP "
" BUT THIS IS MY FAV SONG EVAAA I LOVE IT MORE THAN YOU " SHOUTED BABO
" YYYYYYAAAAAAA " said 5adeeja
" but wait baby i have something i need to tell you. " said babo
" What? " replied 5adeeja
" THIS BABY IS NOT YOURS ITS YOUSEF 9AY'3'S BABY AND I LOVE HIM NOT YOU HE IS MY ONE AND ONLY, MY BAE! I LOVE HIS BALD HEAD, STUPID AND UGLY FACE, HORRIBLE JOKES, AND HIS ABILITY TO NOT TEACH PROPERLY!!!! IM BREAKING UP WITH YOU! " SCREAMED BABOO
" IM HERE HONEY BUNS! WE CAN RUN OFF TO THE SUNSET TOGETHER AND BE FREEEEE AT LAST! " SHOUTED 9AY3'
Then they ran off into the sunset and died
5adeeja's POV
" Well atleast now i can get married to rajo my habibi" said 5adeeja
And ran off to find his bae..
( which he never found so he ended up dying because of heartbreak, or because he choked on a piece of marshmallow! )
THE ENDDDDDD
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I HOPE YOU ENJOYED
IF YOU DIDNT 🖕🏽
DEDICATED TO SIBA MY HABIBI LOL OKAY
BYE
