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His name was Michael and I met him trough a friend. I hope this date goes well.
I hear someone knock on my door and I quickly go up to awnser it. Seeing him. "Lets go." He said and turned around to go to his car. No hello? Flowers? How are you?
I put on my shoes, and run out the door. I got in his car, Michael already in forgetting to hold my door. Great.
Inside the car was a mess. Beers and food everywhere. Wouldn't kill you if you cleaned.
He didn't say a word trough the whole ride. Great conversationist. When we made the stop I was may I say shocked. He took me fo Chuck E Cheese. What?
"Since when do people go on first dates here?" I mumble. "It's cheap, and the samples are free." I roll my eyes. We go inside and find a booth in the corner. A hot brunette comes as our waiters.
"So what can I get you?" She askes, winking at my date. "Well a fine lady like you could get me a burger." He flirts. "Ugh, same." I mumble and she nods.
Our food comes, including flirting between the waitress and Mikey. She even gave him her number ffs. Why am I even sitting here?
I ate my food, and the check came. He stood up and left, not paying. That dick. I saw the price. 7.68$. I have a ten. Whatever. I leave the money and run out so he doesn't leave me stranded at Chuck E Cheese.
I saw him in his car on his phone waiting. Ugh. I go inside and he drives off to my house.
I got out of the car, him following me. I go up to my porch. I turn around and he immediatly tries to kiss me. I quickly dodge him.
"Okay I don't kiss on the first date." I say. "So you're the, "no emotions, just fuck" kinda girl. Okay, is your place avalible?" This dick. I raise my hand and slap him hard across the face.
"Ouch, Deninah." He says. This bitch doesn't even remember my name. "It'a Delilah. And this date is the worst date in my life. First off, you don't know how to talk, nor how to treat a lady. You made me pay, flirted with the waitress, and think I'm some tramp who is a one night stand." "I was hoping for more than once fuck." He mumbles, his hand holding his cheek.
"Turn around, and leave. Never come back. There isn't a second date. And please remove my number from your phone. Goodnight." I say, turn around and slam the front door in his face.
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I was looking trough old notes, and saw this. And I realized I didn't post it. Stupidest human being award goes to me... Here you go mukelinebling :)
