Attack of the Squids: The First Battle

The First Battle

At the stand-off
This will be in Adam's perspective
He stood his ground and defied us and all that we stood for. He was ready for anything that we threw at him. Ross rose up and yelled, "You think that you have more power than us! But we have what you lack!" "Ya," Barney said walking forward, "We are's havings an armys!" The one called "Shaeleaousurous" rose a tentacle and, almost immediately, almost 15,000,000 Squid Warriors rose wielding weapons of butter, obsidian, diamond, and some hybrid of diamonds and butter. "They have butter!?" I yelled in protest. "How dare you use our source material against us!?" "Ye," Ross backed me up, "How dare you use gold!" "Butter," I corrected.
"Gold"
"Butter"
"Gold"
"Butter"
"Enoughs!" Barney yelled. "We're is having's a bigs threat!"
"Nagrascieous!" yelled Shaeleaousurous. As he yelled this, all 15,000,000 squids charged at the Sky Army. The Sky Army fought valiantly. They had us in numbers, but we killed them faster than they could kill us. When their numbers got low, Shaeleaousurous commanded, "Perosanumerainum! Alumernut! Ryolighpole!" At this, the warriors fled, leaving the Sky Army victorious, but in this moment of triumph, Ross pointed out, "They've got Max." One member of the Sky Army yelled, "He's being a really Bad Max." At this, he was stabbed in the stomach. He slid slowly down and muttered, "Totally...worth it..." A rumble could be heard throughout the hills. A message appeared put of thin air. [Teleported Mithzan to -135 67 94] "Speakings of the Devil," Barney said nonchalantly. "I shall honor my master! The great Shaeleaousurous has been risen by me!" Max yelled. "You may have won this battle, but have you won the war!?" "Max, you're insane!" I yelled at him. As I said this, his eyes shifted to a dark blue, his arms were outstretched, and he began to grow. "It is I!" yelled the beast, "SLAGATHOR!"