Disclaimer: I do not own any of the Naruto characters.
Warning: Yaoi (malexmale), crude language, sexual content
Pairing: Yamato (Tenzou) & Naruto Uzumaki
Summary: Naruto had always been jealous of Sasuke's and Kakashi's relationship. He felt left out and unwanted when he couldn't join in on their 'secret' activities. Well, if Sasuke didn't want to share then he'd just have to find a sensei of his own.
Be Mine, Taichou!
Sometimes being left in the dark could really suck ass if you asked Naruto.
Maybe it would have sufficed back when they had still been thirteen or so (that was when everything had started, or so Naruto speculated), but now that he was seventeen it was just plain ridiculous.
Why was it that his Kakashi-sensei always preferred Sasuke?
It wasn't fair, dammit!
He had feelings too...
Naruto let out a tiny whimper and sniffled. He kicked the earth below with his foot in annoyance. Sitting on the grass beneath the foot of a tree Sai let out a snort. His blond teammate shot him a glare in the midst of his pacing.
"I can tell your feelings are hurt, Naruto-kun." The eerily pale raven spoke calmly, staring up at him with his emotionless eyes. Naruto blushed and looked away.
"Shut up Sai." The blond snapped back, irritation evident in his tone of voice. The raven merely shook his head.
"If it makes you feel any better, I don't see why he would choose Sasuke over you."
Naruto abruptly stopped walking. His eyes widened like saucers as he slowly turned to stare at his socially awkward teammate. And just as he was about to reply to the compliment, Sai chose to speak again.
"I mean you obviously have the smaller dick so that means Kakashi wouldn't have to take turns-"
Before he could finish his explanation a strong hand clamped around his pale neck.
"My dick isn't fucking small!" Naruto snarled down at him, his eyes ablaze. Sai wisely chose to stay silent until the blond let him go and stomped off into the woods, opposite the direction Kakashi and Sasuke had gone moments before. The artist watched his retreating back until he could see him no more.
"His ass makes up for his dick." He commented to no one in particular before picking up his sketchbook and started drawing.
Meanwhile, Naruto continued to silently fume in the forest. His only company was the infinitely silent foliage and the occasional chirping of a cricket.
Or so he thought...
"What are doing out here Naruto?" A voice called from above.
Startled, Naruto looked up and grinned once he caught sight of his taichou.
For some reason, he was glad he had run into Yamato. The man was always fun to be around and better company than the douchebags back at camp.
"Nothing!" He chirped as he watched the brunette jump down from the branch he had been perched on. Yamato chuckled and ruffled the teen's unruly golden locks.
"Shouldn't you be back at camp?" The mokuton-user questioned, raising a speculative eyebrow at the timid blond. Naruto pouted and began to walk ahead of his taichou.
"Mou, Kaka-sensei went with Sasuke-bastard somewhere and Sai was being creepy again so I decided to look for you, Yamato-taichou." Naruto explained simply, glancing to the side to shoot the man a pearly-white smile, a light blush dusking across his whiskered cheeks. Was it just him or did his taichou look unusually sexy today?
