Shia and His Tampon

Movie Night

What would Shia do without his tampon? They were special together. Forever they would be in love. This love would be ever lasting. 

Tampon walked into the room. And Shia looked into her beautiful blood covered cotton. "Oh Tampon, our love is ever lasting and you are looking so pretty tonight!" Said Shia. 

"MMmmmMMFfm" Thanked Tampon. They hugged and Shia got blood all over his clothes. He didn't even change. 

"Lets go see a movie, my love" Snarfled Shia. 

"MMMFMFMMFMFFF!!1!!" Screeched Tampon. She liked movies.

"K then."said Shia He smiled and kissed Tampon, getting crust all over his face. "Oh, Tampon" Chuckled Shia. He grabbed her bootay. 

*LATEr ThAT NigHT*

They walked into the theater. 

They got kicked out because they don't let grown men into movie theaters with blood covered tampons. What the fuck? Who even does that? I guess Shia is just a weirdo. Anyways. He went home and watched a movie with his Tampon. They were about to Netflix and Chill but then the squat team broke down the door and arrested Shia for being a weirdo. 

I must have been high when I created this. 

I feel bad for anyone who read this.