Imagine this;
You're walking home from [Insert Profession] to your flat, in which you share with two internet sensations; Dan and Phil.
As you open the door, you see Dan lying on the couch, his phone in his hand. It looks like he's scrolling through Tumblr.
"Hello [insert name] how was your day?" He asks, rolling over and standing up.
"Good, and how about yours, Dan?" You ask. He smiles kindly.
"I thought about this." He mutters, and grabs you by the waist and throws you onto the couch.
He gently presses his lips against yours.
You smile as he pulls away.
His hand slowly creeps up under your shirt, nearing your chest.
He giggles slightly in your ear.
His cold and soft hand stops at your neck.
"Dan!" Phil calls from his room.
Dan groans slightly and gently bites your lip.
He lets go a few seconds later.
"What Phil?" He called over his shoulder. He's still straddling you.
"Can you come help me with this edit?" He calls, his voice muffled by the door.
Would you:
(A) hold onto Dan's shirt and not let him leave
(B) nod sadly and let Dan go.
(C) go with Dan
Or
(D) other [leave answer in comments]
