10. Guy:I heard your a Gryffinwhore.
Girl: Why
Guy: Because your let every guy Slytherin!
9. Baby, if you were a fruit, you would be a fineapple.
8. Don't you work at Hooters.
7. Why pay $5, when you can get this footlong for free?
6. I may not be Fred Flinstone, but I can make your bed rock.
5. Did you get those yoga pants on sale because at my house there 100% off.
4. (Say nothing and squeeze her butt. ;) Hey, it works.)
3. Do you like Adelle. Cause I can tell you like rolling in the D.
2. Are you a doctor cuz you cured my erectile disfunction.
1.Sex is a sensation
Caused by temptation
When a man puts his location
Into a womans destination
To increase the population
Of the next generation
Did you get my explanation
Or do you need a demonstration
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Top Ten Pick Up Lines
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