"Dinah Ali Norman get your ass out of bed! School starts in an hour," my annoying tramp of an older sister, Winnie practically yells in my ear.
"Can I sleep for another five minutes,please?" I ask while attempting to strangle Winnie using the force
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No mom and daddy need to tell you something," she says trying to be a big sister
"You could just be saying that, but I smell bacon,so get out so I can change." I tell her because we big people need to eat.
Being me I just put on some joggers and a Minnie Mouse shirt and went down stairs. As your royal Highness entered the kitchen I saw that everyone was seated and not eating which was really weird because we Normans don't wait to eat.
"Uh....Hey fam. Why does everyone look like g-ma died.........wait OMG did she die?? We didn't get to learn hieroglyphics yet,man!!" I ranted at my family.
"No,nothing like that... It's just that meandyourmomarefinallygoingonourhoneymoon," my dad mumbled that last little bit and I could not understand him.
"What? I didn't hear you," I question my father.
"What the wimp means to say," my mother Ruby insults my father while eating a piece of bacon,"is that we are gonna go on that late honeymoon that we've been planning."
"Ooh! When are we going?" I ask getting super excited because the honeymoon is supposed be an exploring expedition.
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That One Friend
Teen FictionMeet 16 year old Dinah Norman. She's your average teenage girl with an explosive attitude and only one true friend. Two weeks before Spring Break her parents decide that they finally want to go on the exploring expedition that they had been planning...
