Chapter: Harry Butter and Voldy?? o.O

We're sorry for the stupidity squished together to form this book. Its just an idea we came up with when we were bored, but nontheless, we are proud to receive the honor of uh, you reading this book. Anyways, I could make numerous encyclopedia-like volumes, just showing off my stupidity unto you, but let me stop here. Soooooo here's the story:

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One day in a land filled with coconuts, there was a tree monkey. In age it became "Tarzan". Romeo sauntered down the jungle--the jungle where Tarzan lived-- with Juliet beside him. So when Tarzan located him, he threw a banana at Romeo.

Romeo thought,"Remember that life lesson where ' When someone throws you bananas, you throw rocks back.'"So he threw a rock at Tarzan, but Tarzan's reflexes were so awesome that he caught the rock and threw it back at Romeo. Romeo was not hit because Juliet was awesomER that she knew about the legendary Greek Martial Arts which Snow White taught her, when Juliet was a squirrel in her previous life. She only got reincarnated into Juliet because she was too AWESOME to just live as a squirrel(sucks for her).

Going back to the topic, [Rewinding] Juliet protected Romeo with her Greek Martial Arts, but failed to protect herself because when she looked up, a rock was zooming towards her forehead - BOOM! Knock out. When she woke up, she saw a banana.

Hey! Guess what! Let's add Peter Pan and Tinker Bell! So...yeah... Oh wait! And Wendy! So... Peter Pan was flying/floating and saw a gloomy tree and saw Tinker Bell ... sitting. So Peter Pan went to Tinker Bell. Let's nickname her Tinkey, because Tinker Bell is too long. And Wendy saw Peter Pan with Tinkey and her heart burned with jealousy. So she went down and had a cat fight with Tinkey. So Tinkey died, and Peter Pan got mad and killed Wendy. But just as soon as Peter Pan killed Wendy, Cinderella suddenly came and shoved her heels into him, so...he pretty much died. And Cinderella went back into her portal, acting like the sweet, innocent, beautiful, stupid girl/killer she "is" or was she?

Anyways, I know that this is the second time this has happened, but let's go back to Tarzan. Yeah... Tarzan was venturing with the tree monkey then... Tarzan was finally wore some decent clothes. While venturing, Tarzan saw Jane in jungle form. Then there was silence... Awkward. Finally, Tarzan walked past her in slow - mo and said to her ear "Weirdo."

Jane realizing what he said, she (in the British Accent) said, "Pardon me, You shall know I am from..." then her voice became a dumb monkey tone and she continued, "Ar, Err?"

"Thought so" Tarzan said. A/N I don't understand this either. A.K.A. I did not do this.

Well, lets go back to Romeo, and his beloved Juliet.

Juliet complained that it wa so boring and she was very hungry. But Romeo always told her to shut up. And as soon as he told her, she would shut up. But this time she wouldn't take 'shut up' for an answer.

Romeo did not get the memo. Juliet got mad. Juliet ate Romeo. Romeo = dead

Juliet most likely died because of starvation and her lack of water. But she and Romeo were reincarnated.... into Harry Potter.....and Juliet got reincarnated to his pal: Voldy!

So after days of wandering around, they finally met.. in a field. Near Tarzan and Jane. Tarzan and Jane quit arguing and watched in amusement as Harry Potter(Romeo) and Voldy(Juliet) had an argument and resolved it by having a duel.

Harry Butter and Voldy were opposite each other when they both simultaneously pulled out their freaking wands. The showdown began. Wait! Nooo... not yet! An elephant rammed into Voldemort's face as he tried to cast a spell, and let's just say that the results... didn't go very well. You remember Voldy face? Well... we have uncovered to you the true reason to why 'the feared Voldemort' had this particularly unique nose. He groaned in pain as he held his nose, but he knew he couldn't waste time.

So as soon as the elephant rammed into his beautiful face, he just as quickly eliminated the elephant.

Ehhh.. Let the showdown continue.

So Harry Potter and Voldy took their wands. They both cast spells. So much power. And Poof. They disappeared.

Even Tarzan and Jane, who was just eating popcorn watching the hilarious sight.

I guess: THE END

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WE'RE HOPING TO HAVE AT LEAST 1 READ. (lol. accomplished :D)

sorry for caps lock... it just... emphasizes, ya know?

technically... three of us are working on this story... it was only suppose to be two.

BUT this 'other one' gave so many reasons as to why she couldn't type and publish the story. *cough cough (hint: its Juliana) XD*

I cannot type properly because I have to use my phone so... yeah... it's hard, you know?

Question:

Could you please press that little button over there...

You know... The one.... Over there!!

Lol,

Hint: THE ONE THAT SAYS VOTE

*wiggles eyebrows suggestively*

Anyways,

COMMENT

EAT A BANANA

...AND A POTATO!!!

WATCH DESPICABLE ME 2 :D

MINIONS :O

OKAY, DONE :P

~Nicole (I only wrote the author's note and the Harry Potter, Voldy part, though) massive thanks to *cough cough* who typed this for us. (she doesn't like her name being known, sorry!) but no thanks to my partner in crime: Juliana, for not typing and publishing it. :P

I'm in love with the Peter Pan/ Cinderella part :O heels XD

I think I might as well end here :D

P.S. (whispers: we forgot about jumping jellybean) :P

P.P.S. Edit it anytime you want, both of you!

P.P.S.S. for those who pressed vote, thanks!!!! And to those who didn't well....

I still love ya!!!! And thanks for taking your time to read this meaningless story.