1- I don’t want to wait any longer.
2- I don’t care, I’m leaving.
1- No wait I don’t want to stay here alone.
2- Don’t be a baby.
1- Seriously, this line is way to long an I don’t want to wait alone. If you leave I won’t stay in line, then I won’t get my smoothy, and then I’ll be cranky all day.
2- I just want to wait in our freaking terminal. It’s cold here.
1- Now who’s the baby?
2- All you want is the smoothy, you can get it somewhere else. Somewhere where we won’t have to wait in the cold.
1- No I want it from here! The line isn’t that long and it’s just a few more minutes. We’re inside for christ sake. Get a grip.
2- Jesus, fine....
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2- It’s been like 20 minutes and we still aren’t even half way up the line!
1- It’s been like 2 minutes.
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2- Are we there yet?
1- What are you five?
2- Seriously what is so important about a freaking smoothy? Why can’t you just get a shake over there. There’s no line!!
1- I’m not arguing with you about this. If you are going to be like this fine, go wait by our gate. Leave me here waiting alone, tired, and hungry. After all I’m the one who’s pregnant, why should you have to suffer?
2- Why do you always do that?
1- Do what?
2- Guilt trip.
1- I do not. Just go. I’ll be fine.
2- Fine, i’ll stay.
1- Don’t be punky. Just go.
2- I’m staying. Deal with it.
(women smiles and turns away)
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3- Here you are miss.
2- Are you happy now? That was like a fifty dollar shake in a forty-five minute line!
1- It was a three dollar smoothie in a four minute line!
2- Lets just go okay?
(walks away, takes drink, makes grossed out face, tosses it in garbage)
2- Are you serious!
1- Yes, it was gross.
