How to realize you are beautiful

Step by step guide to figuring out ur beauty <33334

First you go to the nearest walmart and search for an employee by the name of richard dickson and ask if u can hav a scented candle to give to your brother that reminds u of old times and he will tap on a poster of selena gomez 3 times which summons the swedish demon "maercs i lit tou em tea" and the demon will kiss u and once u get his saliva in ur mouth u instantly get high and being that high u will accidentally walk into the bathroom where u witness a 45 year old stripper and an alien having the sex and wen they see u they keep going cus theyre kinky like that and after 5 minutes they will ask u to join now all u hav to do is suck 5 of the alien's dicks and make the girl orgasm 3 times once u do that you have to cum inside the aliens asshole and the girl's mouth that will open a portal to narnia and u see pete wentz standing in the snow wen u walk closer and try to hav the sex with pete wentz you will accidentally fall and he will shove 3 grapes up your ass little do you know that those 3 grapes are actually the seeds from jack and the beanstalk and then the beanstalk grows out of ur ass in 0.0002 milliseconds and pete wentz tells u that u need to climb it and once u get to the top u will discover how beautiful you are so u climb yhe beanstalk ( while its still connected to your ass) and it hurts a lot but its also ur kink so u keep cumming as u climb and ur vagina gets rly sore but eventually u make it to the top and then theres a giant version of brendon urie and ur scared hes gonna eat u but hes actually a good giant and he takes the beanstalk out of your ass and instead of eating u he eats u out and youve already cum 68 times today so he takess u into his castle and theres a giant mirror in the castle and the mirror says that the only way for you to cum for the 69th time and become the ruler of the furious masturbater kingdom is for you to be hot af and so u start masturbating and you r able cum and pete wentz runs up to u and puts a crown made of dildos on ur head and then u realize u r fucking beautiful